New Show - Dave Needs A Fluffer

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_31_2010.mp3

The Stuart Bedasso Show has made the big time! We're on someone's CD! And it's the new release by our old friends, Sheedyfrost. Check it out. We unveil the newest batch of sex toys to review. Melyssa's going to recruit someone to review the vibrating panties. Dave's going to make use the Clone-A-Willy to make a replica of his junk, then we're going to auction it off with the proceeds going to help Haiti. We're thinking he's going to need a fluffer. Any takers? Melyssa has many strengths. Sexing cats is not one of them.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
The Girls - Chico's Girls
Mants - Mants In Your Pants
Chris Clark - Do Right Baby Do Right
Them Crooked Vultures - Dead End Friends
Ballyhoo - The Friend Zone

Book Review: Moregasm

Melyssa:
Do you wish you had, or do you have, the best girlfriend in the world that knows all the "sexy stuff" that you don't know? She's that friend that you go to when you need to ask an embarassing sex question that you know she'll know and won't judge you for asking. Because she's probably done it or knows someone who has. MOREGASM Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex by Claire Cavanah and Rachel Venning IS that girlfriend. This very informative book on sex, mainly focused on hetero or lesbian couples, is written with such wit and sense of humor that you almost say to yourself "hmmmm...maybe I COULD try fisting," One of my favorite quotes is from the chapter entitled "All Hands on Clit." It reads, "Hands can actually do so much more than dicks or dildos. Did you ever see a penis play the cello? Or a dildo crochet a doily?" The fact that dildo and doily made it into a sentence together makes me feel this book is almost Pulitzer Prize worthy. It's a fun, informational read with lots of illustrations and a cute man with dreads who is mostly naked. All worth a stop on Babeland's website to buy this book. Tell 'em Stuart sent ya!

Dave:
I'll paraphrase a comment Melyssa made on one of the "lost shows." If you have a woman involved in your sex life, whether you're having sex with one or you are one; whether you're having sex with someone and/or yourself, Moregasm is a good primer on all things morgasmic. The graphic design is appealing, the models are real and the prose is readable. There are jokes but not at the expense of the information. If you listen to our comments on the show, you'll see that both Melyssa and I had the same "ah-ha" moment so even if you think you know it all about the cooch - or your cooch - I'm sure there's something new for you in there.

Remember that this isn't an all-vag tome. The Babelanders also love your booty hole and want you to know all about how it relates to your moregasms. Don't be afraid, they'll talk you through it. And if you want to know what toys you can use to stimulate the female orifice of your choice, there are plenty of Babeland examples for you to peruse, but not in a cheap, catalog way.

I read a comment that every woman who turns 18 should be given Moregasm. I'd be OK if it was given to the guys, too. Get yourself Moregasm and have moregasms.

Howard Zinn - RIP

The crazy thing is, I was intending to post this video tonight anyway.

Bad Analysis: What Obama Can Learn from Reagan

What Obama Can Learn from Reagan

This could be one of the dumbest "analysis" I've read in a long, long time.

While Obama has a lot to learn, to learn THIS from Reagan is just calling for going back to crap.

And what this "analyst" is saying that getting along, while screwing up the country is more important that doing anything really worthwhile.

Obama IS a Republican in thought, word & deed...it's the corporate media and the sheep who swallow ridiculousness such as this that shapes the reality to look like the big "left-right" slugfest. The Dems & Repubs should be french kissing in the halls of Congress - that's how close their policies are.

We're Fucking ASFCME

Great video!



Here's the blog post I found it at.

New Show - Scott Brown's A Douchebag

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_24_2010.mp3

Scott Brown is a serious douchebag. With that we talk about patriotism, animal law and more. All you bastards who would take less liberties for more "security" should be locked up at Guantanamo. What's the deal with hobos? Who ARE these people? You may already know this, but Dave's all about the Vag. Just sayin'. If you're in San Diego and need a lawyer, give Jill Ballard a call: 619-793-8626.

Music:

Nellie McKay - Mean To Me
Eddie Bo - Gotta Have More
Betty Steeles - Bring Me The Love
Love Helicopters - Love Helicopter
Cody Weathers - Mad About You

New Show - Dave's Jew Junk

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_17_2010.mp3

Finally! We do a show with the lovely and talented Suzanne Monroe and it's not messed up. Live freakin music! Enjoy! Melyssa comes to the show pre-loaded, Dave has an awkward gay locker room story and we debate the pros and cons of hairless balls. There's also a brief review of the Babeland book Moregasm. Stay tuned to the website for our written remarks.

Music:

Loretta Lynn - The Shoe Goes On The Other Foot Tonight
Suzanne Monroe - Images of Beauty (live)
Tim Furman - Foresaken
Earl Grant - Oh Happy Day
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out (live)

The latest from Bryan and Adam

Here's the latest from Bryan Clutz & Adam Travis. If you haven't had a chance to listen to the latest show where the guys from Keg Line came on and talked about beer, you should check it out (the link is below this post). Anyway, here's their latest:

People have been debating for years which packaging is better for beer. Some like bottles because they believe it tastes better and is fresher. Others prefer cans for their portability and ability to stave off light and oxygen, two enemies that damage a beer's flavor and lifespan.

more...

They should be back on with a new set of tasty beverages in a few weeks. But we have another guest on the next show! Don't miss that!

New Show - Hooray For Beer!

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_10_2010.mp3

Special guests, Bryan Clutz and Adam Travis join us to talk about - and drink - beer. Bryan and Adam write the beer column for our local corporate rag. While it must have been the beer, they've agreed to be regular guests on the show. Hooray for beer! This week, we tasted a couple of beers from the Oskar Blues brewery in Colorado and we tore through the sampler pack from Butternuts Beer and Ale. Oh, and someone needs to tell Dave that it's a tasting, not guzzling. We had such a good time with the show, we went 14 minutes over time. And of course we had...

Music:

Ikena Dupont - Let's Drink Beer
Dave Bartholomew - Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear
The Pogues - Beer, Beer, Beer
Mojo Nixon - Beer Ain't Drinkin'
Bowling for Soup - Hooray For Beer
Ballyhoo! - Cerveza
Los Originales De San Juan - Me Gusta Tomar Cerveza

Bryan Clutz & Adam Travis

New Show - Buffalo Ugly

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_3_2010.mp3

Erick busts into the Rochester social scene with the 1st annual Naked Big Wheel Race! Sign up today. Babeland sends us their latest sex manual, a review will be coming up soon. This gets us talking about pregnant sex. We're all down with it. Dave offers himself up as a slumpbuster. Ladies? You just ain't ugly, you're Buffalo Ugly. We beat up on Rochester's ugly sister. And we tip toe around the N-word, but Norma Miller sure doesn't. Sound familiar? Tell all your botard friends to listen to the Stuart Bedasso Show!

Music:

Miranda Rensch - Lady On The Floor
Eddy Delbridge - Wishful Thinking
UFO Catcher - Get You Dirty
Pink Lady Medley - Donny Osmond, Pink Lady and Pink Lady
The Dukes Of The Stratosphere - What In The World

Cuddle With Hitler