All The Ladies In The House

Holy Crap!  It's a Sausage Fest in California!

New Show - Bacon Porter And Other Bad Ideas

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_7_2010.mp3

Adam and Brian from Keglines are back for another round. This week, it's all about the Irish or at least that's the intention. Get three guys and a bunch of beer in the room and there tends to be a lot of distractions. Dave's new housewarming gift is a big hit. Make sure you go to www.stuartbedasso.com to see them. We play music from the only band that practices in a dildo factory. Can you figure out which one? Hint: It rhymes with Bellatest.

Music:

Vellarest - Burnside Bender
Gil-Scot Heron - I'm New Here
Too Much Joy - King of Beers
Gang Starr - Beyond Comprehension

New Show - The Vagina Show

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_February_28_2010.mp3

This week, Stephanie and Patty from this year's Vagina Monologues joins us to talk about the show, their roles in it and other stuff about the Vag.  Rochester Peeps: don't forget about this year's Vagina Monologues, Saturday, March 13th.  Proceeds go to help the Rochester Rape Crisis Center and to stop rape in the Congo.  Great show for a great cause.  You can get tickets online at http://www.ppaction.org/ppnys/events/tvm_tickets/details.tcl  We also get a live update on the Hawaiian Tsunami watch by our own Jill, live via cel phone! Sounds like Jill's had some magic...uh...beer.

Music:

Stag Party in London - Rim Ram Roo
Matisse - She Bop
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
XTC - Pink Thing
The Wet Spots - Labia Limbo
Ed McMahon - Thank Heaven For Little Girls

New Show - The Lovely Anna

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_February_21_2010.mp3

The lovely and talented Anna Cerullo joins us this week and Melyssa just can't stop hitting on her. It's a crying shame really. It made Dave very uncomfortable. (Dave paid me to say that) Dave's having trouble with his drawers, we comment on losers such as the IRS plane guy, everyone who reports on and cares about Tiger Woods and potential Chuck Schumer opponents...including Dave. A very good show that will tickle more than just your funnybone.

Music:
Ajay Lowery - Cut The Thevin Hands Off The IRS
Curt Yagi - When I Think of You
Sharon Jones and The Dap Kings - I Learned The Hard Way
Vellarest - Ovaltine
Scarlet Stoic - Until They Know
Ratchet - More

NOTE: Curt Yagi's Nonprofit is at http://www.rocksf.org/

The Lobster Quadrille - The Crystal Spring

New Show - The Book of Solomon

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_February_14_2010.mp3

Just another typical Stuart Bedasso Valentine's show. Blasphemy, chocolate vaginas, and live music. You can't think about romance without thinking Stuart Bedasso. Solomon Blaylock from The Lobster Quadrille joins us for a rollicking good time. We talk religion, music and more over a few beers. And get this - there's an amzaing offer to get a free Lobster Quadrille t-shirt at the end of the show. Who's your daddy, now But wait, there's more! If you act now, we'll thrown in a bonus 13 minutes of show - FREE!

Music:

Gil Scott Heron - Me And The Devil

Vanity Blvd - Sweet Saturday Night
Solomon Blaylock - The Unexamined Life (LIVE!)
Nichelle "Uhuru" Nichols - You'd Better Love Me

 Mojo Nixon - Christians, I Hate Em

Another Great Album Cover

New Show - Genny Bock & Dumb Dems

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_February_7_2010.mp3

We're back with more beer, featuring Bryan Clutz from Keglines. This week we bust out the Genny Bock, a local favorite that's only available for a limited time. Bryan scores us one bottle of Red Stripe Light - not available in the US yet. Don't tell Homeland Security. Hey Dems, you may be creaming your jeans over Obama's showing up Repubs, but remember, it's all talk so far. He still hasn't done anything progressive yet. An update on Dave's Junk. He's not going to need a fluffer, he's going to need a pit crew.

Music:

The Village Soul Choir - Rubber Duckie
Redneck Girlfriend - Live Nude Girls
Mare Edstrom - Rollin and Tumblin - Got Mud In My Soul
The Paperbacks - Slow Learners

New Show - Dave Needs A Fluffer

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_31_2010.mp3

The Stuart Bedasso Show has made the big time! We're on someone's CD! And it's the new release by our old friends, Sheedyfrost. Check it out. We unveil the newest batch of sex toys to review. Melyssa's going to recruit someone to review the vibrating panties. Dave's going to make use the Clone-A-Willy to make a replica of his junk, then we're going to auction it off with the proceeds going to help Haiti. We're thinking he's going to need a fluffer. Any takers? Melyssa has many strengths. Sexing cats is not one of them.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
The Girls - Chico's Girls
Mants - Mants In Your Pants
Chris Clark - Do Right Baby Do Right
Them Crooked Vultures - Dead End Friends
Ballyhoo - The Friend Zone

Book Review: Moregasm

Melyssa:
Do you wish you had, or do you have, the best girlfriend in the world that knows all the "sexy stuff" that you don't know? She's that friend that you go to when you need to ask an embarassing sex question that you know she'll know and won't judge you for asking. Because she's probably done it or knows someone who has. MOREGASM Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex by Claire Cavanah and Rachel Venning IS that girlfriend. This very informative book on sex, mainly focused on hetero or lesbian couples, is written with such wit and sense of humor that you almost say to yourself "hmmmm...maybe I COULD try fisting," One of my favorite quotes is from the chapter entitled "All Hands on Clit." It reads, "Hands can actually do so much more than dicks or dildos. Did you ever see a penis play the cello? Or a dildo crochet a doily?" The fact that dildo and doily made it into a sentence together makes me feel this book is almost Pulitzer Prize worthy. It's a fun, informational read with lots of illustrations and a cute man with dreads who is mostly naked. All worth a stop on Babeland's website to buy this book. Tell 'em Stuart sent ya!

Dave:
I'll paraphrase a comment Melyssa made on one of the "lost shows." If you have a woman involved in your sex life, whether you're having sex with one or you are one; whether you're having sex with someone and/or yourself, Moregasm is a good primer on all things morgasmic. The graphic design is appealing, the models are real and the prose is readable. There are jokes but not at the expense of the information. If you listen to our comments on the show, you'll see that both Melyssa and I had the same "ah-ha" moment so even if you think you know it all about the cooch - or your cooch - I'm sure there's something new for you in there.

Remember that this isn't an all-vag tome. The Babelanders also love your booty hole and want you to know all about how it relates to your moregasms. Don't be afraid, they'll talk you through it. And if you want to know what toys you can use to stimulate the female orifice of your choice, there are plenty of Babeland examples for you to peruse, but not in a cheap, catalog way.

I read a comment that every woman who turns 18 should be given Moregasm. I'd be OK if it was given to the guys, too. Get yourself Moregasm and have moregasms.

Howard Zinn - RIP

The crazy thing is, I was intending to post this video tonight anyway.

Bad Analysis: What Obama Can Learn from Reagan

What Obama Can Learn from Reagan

This could be one of the dumbest "analysis" I've read in a long, long time.

While Obama has a lot to learn, to learn THIS from Reagan is just calling for going back to crap.

And what this "analyst" is saying that getting along, while screwing up the country is more important that doing anything really worthwhile.

Obama IS a Republican in thought, word & deed...it's the corporate media and the sheep who swallow ridiculousness such as this that shapes the reality to look like the big "left-right" slugfest. The Dems & Repubs should be french kissing in the halls of Congress - that's how close their policies are.

We're Fucking ASFCME

Great video!



Here's the blog post I found it at.

New Show - Scott Brown's A Douchebag

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_24_2010.mp3

Scott Brown is a serious douchebag. With that we talk about patriotism, animal law and more. All you bastards who would take less liberties for more "security" should be locked up at Guantanamo. What's the deal with hobos? Who ARE these people? You may already know this, but Dave's all about the Vag. Just sayin'. If you're in San Diego and need a lawyer, give Jill Ballard a call: 619-793-8626.

Music:

Nellie McKay - Mean To Me
Eddie Bo - Gotta Have More
Betty Steeles - Bring Me The Love
Love Helicopters - Love Helicopter
Cody Weathers - Mad About You

New Show - Dave's Jew Junk

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_17_2010.mp3

Finally! We do a show with the lovely and talented Suzanne Monroe and it's not messed up. Live freakin music! Enjoy! Melyssa comes to the show pre-loaded, Dave has an awkward gay locker room story and we debate the pros and cons of hairless balls. There's also a brief review of the Babeland book Moregasm. Stay tuned to the website for our written remarks.

Music:

Loretta Lynn - The Shoe Goes On The Other Foot Tonight
Suzanne Monroe - Images of Beauty (live)
Tim Furman - Foresaken
Earl Grant - Oh Happy Day
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out (live)