Monday, February 28, 2011

New Show - Melyssa's Lost Panites

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Dave gets a new apartment, but it comes with some baggage. Literally. Melyssa "lost" many a panty. Are you one of the lucky ones? Ed loves the movie Black Swan. I think he may marry it. We try to talk about revolution in the Middle East, but Dave keeps hogging the show. We also validate Dave's feelings. What a diva.

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Porn Review - The Expert Guide to Female Orgasms

Another in a series of education porn videos we review, Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms is a movie that deals with a topic that I feel very strongly about. I know it may not be politically correct to say this, but damn it, I’m FOR female orgasms! There. I said it.

So, can this movie help you produce more female orgasms in the world? Why, yes it can. Now if you listened to my fellow podcasters comment on the movie, they weren’t overly thrilled with Tristan’s education style, and Ed was creeped out by the vagina puppet. But if you’re a dude who pretty much just pumps and runs, you probably need this video. And if you’re a dudette, who hasn’t been taught much about your body and has never had an orgasm, you need this video as well. If you’re well versed in the female orgasm you may not need the video for educational reasons. Though I will say, horndogs like Melyssa and I did not know what the Yab-Yum was, so even we learned something.

For me, the interviews with the actors…they were pretty useless. It wasn’t hot and it wasn’t that informative. If people are different in terms of what gets them off, then I don’t really care what gets them off because, let’s be honest, I’m not going to be having sex with any of them. Fast forward over the interviews.

After 45 minutes of edumacation, you get to the sex scenes. Hot? Yeah, generally. I think Tristan has produced hotter work (and I am a fan, by the way), but it was still worthwhile. Maybe I haven’t been paying attention to porn the way I should be, but I didn’t realize how much Sean Michaels looks like Rog from What’s Happening. That was a little distracting from his scene. I’ve been quoted in a review as saying I’d pay money to watch Madison Young read a newspaper and that’s still true, but her scene with Jiz Lee didn’t do it for anyone in TSBS cast. I get the safe sex thing with the latex gloves, but two white girls using black gloves…it looked like they were scrubbing toilets. More distracting.

Special features: nice segments on kegel exercises and safer sex (though the saran wrap panties were odd). The masturbation montage was just as good as the sex scenes in the movie…in my humble opinion. I have to admit, after watching almost 4 hours of movie & special features, I passed on the vibrator guide and behind the scenes. My time was done.

Overall, decent sex scenes and great education for novices or the clueless. We don’t have a standard scale for our reviews, but I’ll give it a 3 out of 5.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

New Show - Making Sausage

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A weird show this week...but in a good way. Dave just made Bernardo's list. Not good. We also have an audio guide to Making Love To Melyssa. Not for the faint of heart. Want to see Dave in a porn? You must like to watch sausage being made. Ed brings an unscripted, unrehearsed review of The Old Toad. I don't think he's a paid spokesperson. Hey Rochester, get your vote on!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

New Show - Get Your Female Orgasms Here

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The show starts out with a mystery.  A story of intrigue and plot twists.  Actually, Ed got pulled over by the cops and Dave was in a bar drinking and saw the whole thing.  Which brings us to the police.  No, not the band with Sting.  Then it's another porn review!  Not just any porn review but Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Female Orgasms.  Interesting takes all around.  Make sure you come back to for our written review.  And Ed and Melyssa help Dave find an apartment.


Monday, February 7, 2011

New Show - Super Bowl Junk

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Part 2 of our Fourth Anniversary Celebration! Nina & Juliette are still with us but we have a special treat for you...a new Keziah's Korner! Yes, from the caves of Colorado, Keziah joins us to once again shout Death to America and updates us on how she's doing. We talk about the Super Bowl that as of the recording of this, has not been played yet. What nasty name do YOU want to be called in bed? And what's nastier than a hobo's taint? That's rhetorical. Don't tell us.

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