Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Obama's Just Another Corporatist

When people were running around like chickens with their heads cut off about Obama being a muslim, I told people to chill the f - out. He's not a muslim, he's a corporatist. He will do whatever big business tells him to. Am I wrong? See for yourself.



-Stuart

Sunday, March 29, 2009

New Show - Dave's On The Pole

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_28_2009.mp3

Keziah's back with a special Keziah's Korner! Then the gang goes off on the state of education. Stuart's looking for a gig at Foxy's, but it's Dave who may end up on the pole. Someone's panties are in a bunch about an SNL skit about Hawaii and gym ettiquite tips for all you manly men out there.

Music:

The Alan Bown Set - Gonna Fix You Good

Santa Cruz Steel - Hard Times
The Frank Chickens - We Are Ninja (Not Geisha)
The Apples in Stereo - Can You Feel It?

Friday, March 27, 2009

Another One Bites The Dust

My name is Dave. And I'm addicted to reporters. (Hi, Dave!)

Yep...That's my life. I know people who are addicted to 12 step programs, so I know there are a bunch of them and I'm just waiting for the one for people who have crushes on TV reporters.

No, I don't have a crush on Chuck Todd.

He's actually a tool. But I do have a new person whose name I'm not quite ready to reveal. No, it's not Wolf Blitzer...leave me alone! At first I thought she was a gay...which would make sense, as I quite the reputation as a dykehag. (Is that one word, two words or hyphenated?) But alas I found out that she is not a gay, but is married. Though in these modern times means she'll be single and bitter relatively soon. Then I can stalk her more properly, though legally.

And I'm thinking that I'm out in front on this...that I have an "exclusive". And when I find her on the twitter, it turns out she has over 200,000 followers. I don't think you heard me. We're talking 200k. You would need two Rose Bowls to house her twitter followers. You know what this means...

I can woo her. She just needs to know who I am...

-Dave

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Porn for Mike & Erick

One of Mike's & Erick's Top 10 Hotties...almost naked!!!

I give you...Paula Poundstone!



-Stuart

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Why Did Dave Leave Hawaii?

Yep. This says it all, pretty much.



I'm starting to like Dwayne Johnson.

-Dave

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I Want To Be...A Macho Man!

Guys....seriously. You gotta cut it out. You lift a mildly impressive amount of weight at the gym, but let's be honest. You still have gigantic, diabetes II guts. You're NOT that healthy. And while I'm no trainer, even I can see that your form sucks ass.

Stop slamming weights around the gym!!!! We'll get to the grunting another time...again. But if the only way you can put weights down, either dumbbells, plates or on a machine, is to just drop them so that it makes a huge noise, you're either dicks and/or you're using too much weight.

Got it, Ahhhnolds?

-Stuart

Fox News Friends Gettin On My Last Nerve

I guess we'll have to talk about this on the show this week. I'm just getting too many friends on the Facebook repeating this cookie-cutter garbage about socialism. One dude even called me out on it when I posted this really good interview on Bill Moyers with Mike Davis, a socialist professor.

I've been trying to not respond to everything I see, because I'd probably stroke out after a while, but it has been trying and I think I figured out why.

It's not an "I'm right you're wrong" issue for me. I know that there's a ton of stuff I don't know about - hell, just from watching that Mike Davis interview I know I'd be bringing a knife to that gunfight. But it's just the same arguments over and over again, taken right from a Hannity or Rush show. And each one is a complete load of garbage. Let's take the socialist thing:

We are not going "socialist". Most people don't even know what this concept means. And there has never been a single government in history (other than on some island that we know of) that has ever been a pure anything. Sorry all you "patriots" not even ours. It's a hollow argument that rich people use to get us poor folk to argue amongst ourselves while they keep control over money and power. It's a smokescreen.

OK...more on the show, but feel free to comment here.

-Dave

Documentary on Right Wing Conservatives

I believe this came out a few months ago but I only saw this the other day.
This is the first part of five so click the heading to watch the rest.
The point is that there are just too many uneducated, lame ass racist people in this country.



-Erick

Saturday, March 21, 2009

New Show - Sex Ed Text Messages

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_21_2009.mp3

It's Melyssa's and Heinrich's Anniversary!!! Hooray! We hope he doesn't know that he married a lesbian. Erick gets sex ed text messages and Dave gets a car accident. That seems about right. Should you drink with your friend's ex? We'll find out. We also found out that it's hard to say "statistic" when you've been drinking. We also welcome our newest sponsor, Australian Pimp Lube. Enjoy Australian Pimp Lube responsibly.

Music:

Family Funktion and the Sitar Jams - Bombay Boogie

The Sumner Brothers - Both Back
Ankorage, Nebraska - Don't Change A Thing
The Soul Lifters - Hot, Funky & Sweaty
Chakradar - Boosty
Cassettes Won't Listen - Freeze and Explode (accoustic)
Nick Lowe - The Club
The Steve Greene Trio - Sonnymoon for Two

And don't forget our new website: www.stuartbedasso.com

Joe the Douchebag

Really, you only need to listen to the first sentence out of his piehole.



It doesn't matter where you fall on the political spectrum. This douchebag is embarrassing. Everything that comes out of his mouth is proven to be factually wrong. And that's not hyperbole...well, except maybe the horny part.

Here's Crooks & Liars take on it.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

New Show - Ass Pick 3000

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_15_2009.mp3

St. Patrick's Day brought the Stuart Bedasso Crew together and hilarity ensued. Dave made a bunch of new friends and women threw themselves at Erick. On the job front, Dave is not into ass wiping and we invent the Ass Pick 3000 as a result. Ask for it by name. We briefly talk about the Stewart / Cramer showdown.

Music:

The Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - Baby Out of Jail
The Sadies - Anna Leigh
Naked Lunch - Livin Is Funky
Janie Jones - Sex Machine
Otis Spann - Little Boy Blue

Saturday, March 14, 2009

This is NOT Helping

First there was Valentine's Day. Now there's Steak & BJ Day. And I'm alone for both.

-Dave

Rachel Maddow and My Conclusion

This was posted on Crooks & Liars and below is my response to someone's comment.


We've got two corporate parties. One that likes unions and actually cares a little bit about governing, and the other that's just lost it's damned mind

Worth repeating!!

There ARE other choices. It's just that people continue to have this mentality that they cannot support something new to them. In most people's minds they can only choose one of the corporate stooges. Heaven forbid someone vote independent or Green...or heck, even RUN as an independent or Green.

"But they'll never win!" Sure, the first time, or the second. Or they won't win a seat in Congress, but they'll have a chance at Town Council, first.

If people would stop settling and vote, run and just DO what they actually believe in, we would be in much better shape.

In my humble opinion.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Facebook Sucks

I'm posting this in the obscure chance that it may show up in a Google search or something:

If Facebook keeps the changes they just made, we will be deleting every connection to Facebook we have...profiles, links, etc.

I am tired of internet whores like Facebook & MySpace making changes to keep their geeks busy. If something is not broken, you don't fix it.

We will find other ways to publicize our excellent show if you continue to fuck around.

-Stuart

Jon Stewart on Cramer

Here's video of the interview. We'll talk about this on the show this weekend.



-Dave

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Howard Zinn on Obama

LS: Much of the performaces have to do with war -- and the direction we're headed in Afghanistan instantly leaps to mind. What do you think about Obama and the fact that he's following the trajectory of the Bush administration with the whole "war on terror"? You endorsed him, right?

Howard Zinn:
Endorsed Obama? (Laughs.) Yes -- I endorsed Obama, I wanted him to win. I wanted Bush and Cheney out of there. I wanted change -- and the truth is I didn't have much choice. It was Bush or Obama. I chose Obama. And, in fact, I was hopeful. Not too hopeful, because I know something about American history. I know how much hope has resided in presidents, and I'm aware that presidents are political animals. I'm very much aware that Lincoln was a policitian and Roosevelt was a politician and, in fact, you might say the theme of my work is that we cannot depend on people in the White House. We can depend on people picketing the White House. So my attitude towards Obama has been watchful from the beginning in the sense that, okay, it's good to have Obama in there, I'm glad that he aroused a lot of people getting people involved in politics -- now I hope these people who have been aroused and energized will use that energy to push Obama in a direction different from the one he seems to be going in right now.

Taken from Liliana Segura interview on Alternet.

-Stuart

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Be Careful What You Ask For

I'm sure most straight guys would agree that normally, getting woken up in the morning by vagina is a good thing. Well, be careful what you ask for my friend. This morning I was woken by vagina...

OK, it was another Vagina Monologue volunteer calling me about...well, actually it ended up about very little.

It's not easy being Johnny Vagina.

-Dave

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

What Did I Say to Make You Mad THIS Time?

Seems that friend-of-the-show, GLB, was pseudo-upset about Melyssa's trashing of his first name. You'll just have to check out the March 2nd show. Who knows...we may have a showdown on an upcoming show.

-Dave

Monday, March 9, 2009

Welcome to The New Website!

Hello Everyone!

Welcome to the new website! Bookmark StuartBedasso.com and come back often. Not only will be posting all of our brilliant podcasts, but the whole gang will be blogging here throughout the week. Comment on our blog posts, leave us messages and more. You can't beat that with a stick!

In order to pay for website upkeep, feel free to do all your ordering from Amazon.com through our site. Just click the ad to the left and shop away. We get a few cents out of every purchase and we use it to...no, not buy beer...to pay for podcast and website hosting. Also, you can buy mp3's of the music we play on The Stuart Bedasso Show as well.

As we go along, there'll be exciting links, blog posts and more. So again, keep on coming back to the new StuartBedasso.com!

-Stuart

Sunday, March 8, 2009

New Show - Ambrosia Lube

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_8_2009.mp3

We have what you've been looking for in a personal lubricant - antioxidants! Try our new Ambrosia Lube. Upcoming plans are discussed for guests, the new website and a remote - down the road, we'll be podcasting from a sex toy party! Melyssa hates our phallic-shaped microphones, but it Dave ever finds vagina-shaped mics, we may never get another show done. How 'bout those funky sex dreams, eh? Dave and Melyssa go off on Hillside Children's Center. Today's podcast is brought to you by the letters M and F.

Music:

Family Funktion and The Sitar Jams - Van Pad Man
Eleni Mandell - Needle And Thread
Gregory Paul - Dusty Man
Golem - Tell Her You Love Her
Dr. John - Average Kind of Guy

Monday, March 2, 2009

New Show - The John Holmes of Plushies

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_1_2009.mp3

As we welcome Melyssa aboard the show as a regular part of the crew, we find out that she freezes dead cats. Here, Kitty, Kitty... Dave and Melyssa both have high school reunions coming up. One of them is taking Erick as a date. Are you ready for your Mystery Date? Dave gets cock blocked by a fart. The Phillie Phanatic - the John Holmes of Plushies. If you wear a baseball hat around Melyssa, you better be wearing your cup as well.

Music:

The Latin Breed - I Turn You On
Average Otis - Crazy
Average Otis - Your Own
The Sadies - What's Left Behind
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - MC Call Mississippi Mosquito Scratch