Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Public Enemy #1

This is the segment on Colbert Melyssa was talking about. What a punk!

New Show - Mens For Sale!

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We covered a lot this week! Melyssa's got her some mens for sale. Come one, come all! We talk with the Jesus Street Team, but we find that actions speak louder than words. Don't masterhate, masturbate! Amy Fisher does porn. Well, it's about time. Dave's visited by the ghost of dishwashing past. We have a way for all you neocons to legally get rid of Obama...move to Hawaii and secede! We'll help you pack.


Chamber 51 - The Man
Julie London - How Come You Do Me Like You Do?
Li'l Ze' - Built to Ride

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Shatner Does Palin

Wow. If only we had the kind of resources like this on our show...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Nellie McKay

We played this song on the show a while back. She sure is purdy.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

New Show - Gay Pride Parade

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This is the gayest podcast ever! OK, now that I got that out of my system... we set up a table at the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and hilarity ensued. Check out the chick with the funky shoes, the grammar police and a whole lot more. One of the best parts of the day was when the suburban folks showed up not realizing it was the pride parade. Both Melyssa's and Dave's family stops by and shows that even little kids are down with the gay. No music for this week, just feather boas and balls in pantyhose.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Gay Pride Parade

Hello Rochester Peeps!

It was great meeting all of you and feeling the love at today's Gay Pride Parade & the after-party. We did a show at the parade and we'll be posting it on our usual Wednesday afternoonish time slot, so feel free to explore the site, old shows, links, etc and come back in a few days to hear the show. Thanks, again!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

New Show - Sex Toy Reviews #1

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They're finally here! Our first round of sex toy reviews. The good, the bad and the kinda hot. You can read the text at the website (, but the show has added features, like Dave doing Alec, doing Clint, reading Keziah's review. Dave and Melyssa discuss old porn and new porn. Keziah reviews the movie Bruno. And next on the Celebrity Tragedy Watch: Paul Reubens. Watch out, Pee-Wee.

Don't forget to come down to the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and say hi to the gang. We're taping the next show at the corner of Park and Goodman (Parkleigh) from 4-5pm on Saturday, July 18th. Heck, we'll put you on the show.


David Gerard - Postman
Hotel Reverie - Out Of Luck
Moxie Fruvous - Kick In The Ass

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Sex Toy Review #1

Date Night and a Dildo

When Stuart said the dildo was in the mail, I was super excited and promptly waited by the mailbox for days, frightening the mailman into racing to and from the mailbox as fast as he can. Finally after what felt like an eternity, the dildo arrived! My very own Spine Tingler was here! I decided the best option was to put it carefully on my girlfriend’s pillow and wait for her to get home, a long wait when you have a new toy. Her reaction was absolutely worth it, however, as she came racing back downstairs and announced we were having Date Night!

Unfortunately, our enthusiam led us to rousing, long sex and we forgot about the dildo all together. Whoops. It sat, forlorn on our bedside counter, forsaken in its purple glory.

We did get around to a second chance the next night, swearing earnestly that we would make sure to include our new friend in the fun! This we managed, and let me tell you it was so worth it. Now, even though I AM a lesbian, somehow I have made it this far in my sexual career without ever fucking with a dildo…. Don’t ask how this is, I don’t know. So, it was with trepidation that I chose a dildo to review first, but I figured I should just jump in and get wet….. so to speak. I picked the Spine Tingler because it was on the small end but seemed to have a shape that would lead to fun. Thank you, dildo gods, cause it was super hot sex. Just the right size and shape, this toy was the perfect starter size. We enjoyed the hell out of that little toy and since it is waterproof we have big hot-tub plans for it next week on vacation. -Keziah

At first I wasn’t sure how to review this…straight guy reviewing lesbian porn. After thinking about it way too much, I just decided to do it not as a straight guy, but as me…well, yeah, a straight guy who’s interested in more than the average corporate porn. So… Champion. Quick background: Champion was directed by Shine Louise Houston of Superfreak (good porn) and Crash Pad fame. Champion won Movie of the Year at the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards. The movie stars Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, Dylan Rion, Dallas & Madison Young.

Warning! There is plot. Yep, plot. Syd’s character is an ultimate fighter along with Dallas, her nemesis. Syd’s a bit dysfunctional, but goes around down in good dyke-fashion, banging everything that moves, while drinking whiskey from the bottle. She does, Jiz Lee, & Madison Young, Jiz Lee & Dallas in that order. Her fight with Dallas is coming up and she’s being told to take a dive or else she’d be outed as a gay. I would have gone with a different reason for making her take a dive. No one really cares if an ultimate fighter is a lesbian…it’s not like she was trying to be…a nanny or something.

The sex scenes are hot, but not for the “normal” porn reasons. There are no gay-for-pay looking chicks here with big hair and long fingernails who almost look like they’re interested. These actors are pretty dykey. So fellas…and ladies, if you’re looking for some beach bimbo to fake moan, you’re not going to get it here. There are strap-ons, tattoos, a few piercings (though not many, thank you), the occasional hairy leg and a serious transvestite. It’s not your father’s porn, get it? But everyone in the movie seems to really be enjoying the sex, and to me, that’s what porn should be about.

Hot sex: I like Jiz Lee, Dallas and Dylan Rion. I would pay to watch & Madison Young read a newspaper…an old newspaper. Syd Blakovich is good for the lead role and was an able…uh…cocksperson, but she didn’t give my brand new pants a brand new happy fit. Vanilla porn fiends, this isn’t for you. People who like to see…uh…alt-sex, go to town on Champion.

Oh…I can’t in good conscience do this review without mentioning this...I appriciate that this wasn’t the biggest budgeted movie in the world. I actually dug the camera work. There were a lot of hot, close-up shots without being gynocological. But the music, especially during the second Syd / Jiz encounter. No, no, no! It was solo percussion that sounded like a community college African dance troup. It wasn’t hot, it didn’t bring drama. It actually pissed me off, it was so bad. It overwhelmed what would have been a really good scene. Straight Guy, out. -Dave

For my first adult toy review I wanted to write a scream inducing orgasm of tale. A tale that would produce within me the "creative juices" that would rock my readers and listeners worlds. This is not that tale. The Betty Jo, even upon first looking at it, looked like something you might hook up a small battery to, like one of those kid’s Jeeps that go less than 3 miles an hour. But the rabbit looking tip that was to bring me to clitoral ecstacy seemed promising. The good expectations ended there once we got it on, after much lube. That was a must, as was written on the packaging. The first thing I noticed, is that is was hard to keep it in place. We tried varying positions, but most didn't work well. I think we finally decided that the woman on top in a seating position was best, but it still wasn't rocking our worlds. The other issue is that the cock ring part was rather large. Full on vaginal penetration was not going to happen with this apparatus. The point of a cock ring is to be under the balls, to get the most of your member out there. This wasn't going to do that without breaking or being painful, in a bad way. The point, I thought of this toy, was to enjoy a "hands free" experience so you could possibly touch other naughty bits on yourself or partner. With all the work it took to try to figure it out, we ended taking it off and enjoying ourselves without it. The good news is, we used rechargeable batteries, so we can save them for the next review.
- Melyssa

Friday, July 10, 2009

Lord and Lady Douchebag

For some reason, the whole thing isn't on the YouTube. But here's 20 seconds of it...just for those who doubt it's existence.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

New Show - Erick's Bidet

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Erick couldn't make it tonight, but sent us a message via satellite. It was an inspiration to us all. Stuart is down-right creepy. Last week, he told Joyce DeWitt to be careful and...BAM! DWI and a really sad mug shot. More celebrity deaths, Adam West soft-core porn, Serena Williams dresses like a drag queen (stop it, Serena) and Melyssa is asked to defend Finland. Stuart wants Victoria Vox and Violet Blue to be at his memorial...good luck, Dude. We talk about getting the theme from the show as a ringtone, but the web people are still "reviewing" it for copyright issues. Stay tuned.


The Hattie Cook Band- Atlantic
Joell Ortiz featuring Styles P - We Can Do It
Hotel Reverie - Narcoleptic Fits
The Enfields - She Already Has Somebody
Hey Bulldog - If I Was Your Man

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Happy "Independence" Day

This is an hour long, but it will tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about this great country of ours.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Big Cheese!

This works on so many levels. Michael's nickname is Cheese. He's Puerto Rican. This is a knife. That's all you need to know.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

New Show - No Lube For Melyssa

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We're obligated to talk about all the celebrities who died in the last week. Melyssa thinks Tony Little's bumping them all off. We're probably the only ones who paid tribute to Fred Travelena. That's a good thing, right? Farrah blasphemy at a yard sale leaves Dave in a huff. Erick gets a! Dave has to look for blueball clip art for our new sex toy rating system. Dave and Melyssa have become party planners on the cheap. And it seems that one of is a bit more moist than the others. Tune in to find out who it is. Here's that Cynthia McKinney link. We hope she and all the others on the humanitarian mission are OK.


Sammy Davis Jr Band - Slap
Mambo Kings - Una Manana
Ecomog - Fat Man
Albert and Gage - Say Yes To Love
Dennis Brown - Revolution