My name is Dave. And I'm addicted to reporters. (Hi, Dave!)
Yep...That's my life. I know people who are addicted to 12 step programs, so I know there are a bunch of them and I'm just waiting for the one for people who have crushes on TV reporters.
No, I don't have a crush on Chuck Todd.
He's actually a tool. But I do have a new person whose name I'm not quite ready to reveal. No, it's not Wolf Blitzer...leave me alone! At first I thought she was a gay...which would make sense, as I quite the reputation as a dykehag. (Is that one word, two words or hyphenated?) But alas I found out that she is not a gay, but is married. Though in these modern times means she'll be single and bitter relatively soon. Then I can stalk her more properly, though legally.
And I'm thinking that I'm out in front on this...that I have an "exclusive". And when I find her on the twitter, it turns out she has over 200,000 followers. I don't think you heard me. We're talking 200k. You would need two Rose Bowls to house her twitter followers. You know what this means...
I can woo her. She just needs to know who I am...
-Dave
Friday, March 27, 2009
Another One Bites The Dust
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Stuart Bedasso Radio started with the award-winning podcast, The Stuart Bedasso Show, a podcast that's been going for over 12 years. The creator, Dave Sutliff-Atias started off in college radio, progressed to the podcast, then community radio, all while running for office and being arrested for various forms of civil disobedience. Now, all of these ideas have been put together to create Stuart Bedasso Radio. Listen and tell your friends.
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