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2012-01-25T23:22:00.002-05:00

Uncle Twitch - January 22, 2012

2012-01-22T18:19:00.002-05:00

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A first for The Stuart Bedasso Show! Adam Travis, from Keglines, joins us on the show from Hammonsport, NY via Skype! Dave has a death in the family, Melyssa has joined the other team. No, not THAT other team. She got an iPad. Dave does an interview with a reporter, naked. Adam works in a petrii dish and nothing can save those shoes. What would something like SOPA do to TSBS? Not good things.

Music:
Etta James - Sufferin Til Sufferage
Everlast - I Get By
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - New Speedway Boogie
Jona Lewie - Kitchen At Parties

New Show - Roc Your Pickle

2012-01-15T19:32:00.000-05:00

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Roc Your Pickle has just been named the official pickle of The Stuart Bedasso Show. Heba and Sam from RYP join us to talk about pickles, and they brought...pickles. (duh) We also get the low down dirt on the Rochester Public Market. Two words: Bo Nana! We finally figure out why Stuart is so darn creepy. Dave calls out our old friend Solomon Blaylock. Eff Solomon. Eff your mama. Heck, eff your whole family! Our next project? Used panty quilts.

Music:
KRS-One - The Solution
The Little Willies - If You've Got The Time I've Got The Money
Les Sexareenos - Take It Off
Krypton 88 - So Gone About You
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Far Away

(pictures are coming)

New Show - Toner Phoner Deborah Magone

2012-01-08T15:10:00.000-05:00

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One of our best shows ever! Special musical guest, Deborah Magone, with a live studio audience! Deb brought along her #1 fan, Ted, and the house was rockin! Deborah told us how she started in music, talked about her other persuits and what the future holds for her and her band. Oh yeah, and she played 3 kick ass songs! We also discussed Susan B. Anthony's poo, got the dirt on Pauly Shore and revealed how Eve stalked and seduced a poor, unsuspecting Dave.

Music:
Deborah Magone - Queen Bee (live)
Deborah Magone - It's All About Money (live)
High Voltage - Here Comes The Streaker
Lefties Soul Connection - One Punch Pete
Deborah Magone - Clean Up Woman (live)

New Show - Italian Christmas Fish

2012-01-01T19:21:00.000-05:00

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It's the first show of the new year! Hope everyone made it through in good shape. This show has Melyssa and Dave talking about the past and the future. Some upcoming goals for The Stuart Bedasso Show. Melyssa partakes in the Italian Christmas Fish. Yum! We hope for the return of The Bugle. Stupid corporations. Kelly Clarkson endorses Ron Paul, but doesn't like his extreme stuff. Uh...you're stupid.

Music:
Ani Difranco - Which Side Are You On
The Madd - Roughy
Krypton 88 - Wrong Side Of His Heart
Kounterclockwise - Neli Latson Story

Why We Need to Abolish Corporate Personhood

2011-12-30T08:38:00.001-05:00

Sex Toy Review - Sliquid Swirl Strawberry Pomegranate Lube

2011-12-28T21:57:00.000-05:00

A few months ago, Dave asked me to try Sliquid Swirl Strawberry Pomegranate Lube. As regular listeners of The Stuart Bedasso Show know, I generally do not need any lubrication (especially when Dave is around), but I figured I'd give it a try.

I have used SSSP both alone and with Dave, and in my opinion, I like it more when using it by myself during masturbation. I enjoy the fact that this lubricant has a pleasant scent. ..but not sure that it had any effect on how well the product performed.

I applied a few drops to my clitoris and began to massage the lubricant into skin around and inside my vagina. I liked the product in the fact that I was able to reach orgasm before the product became sticky, but thought that my vaginal secretions can do a better job. For the woman that is not as fortunate as me, this would be a nice product to use during masturbation.

I also tried this product with Dave during sex…or before it. I applied the lubricant as I had before and began to massage the product, Dave states that the product smelled good, but did not taste anything. Not sure if the intent of the manufacturer was to have a partner taste the lubricant, but it was not and that was OK for Dave. I did notice that when Dave was massaging me, the product seemed to get sticky. This was really the only part I did not enjoy. I don’t like to be sticky…especially during sex.

So to sum up: If you're alone, go to town with the Sliquid Swirl Strawberry Pomegranate Lube, girlfriend. With someone else? Meh. - Eve

New Show - Pump Cheese

2011-12-25T21:00:00.000-05:00

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Melyssa, Dave and Eve exchange presents on this Christmas Day. Dave just can't keep his hands off of his. We get some love from the Krip Hop Nation - dig it. Eve needs a new job so it's time for some career counselling...Bedasso Style. Eve, chickens and ovens just don't mix. Melyssa scolds Dave for stating Lou Reed's overratedness. It's our last show of 2011. Thanks for listening everyone!

Music:
Leroy Moore - Krip Hop
Christian McBride - Consider Me Gone
Hat Fitz and Cara Robinson - Backdoor Man
Human Sexual Response - Butt Fuck
Margaret Cho - Captain Cameltoe

A Data-Driven Christmas

2011-12-22T14:28:00.002-05:00

A Little Conspiracy Theory

2011-12-19T21:57:00.001-05:00

New Show - Jesus Rocks Your Pickle

2011-12-18T17:04:00.000-05:00

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In commemoration of the holiday season, it's our annual Jesus show! Songs and other tidbits about Jeeeeezzus! We revisit Dave's time with Carl in DC. Would you hide your porn from Jesus? Melyssa and Dave rock the funky hats as we get our pickles roc'ed by Roc Your Pickle. Melyssa ends up on the DL with a bad back. That's "disabled list" not on the downlow. Dave parties with the AARP. And we ask the burning question: what would have happened at historical events if there was a monkey there?

Music:
The Reverend Payton's Big Damn Band - Jesus Is A Dying Bed Maker
Minutemen - Jesus And Tequila
Bill Lee - If Jesus Came To Your House
Billy Bragg and Wilco - Christ For President
Warren Zevon - Jesus Was A Crossmaker
Violent Femmes - Jesus Walking On The Water
Billy Idol - Blue Christmas

New Show - Letters to Porn Stars

2011-12-11T21:23:00.000-05:00

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Melyssa is back and so is the lovely and talented Eve Sutliff. For once, being a consumer makes Dave feel better. Listen to the silence and you'll find out why. We don't know much about astrology, but we know about Uranus. Just sayin. Have to pick a school for your kid, but don't have the scratch to send them to a private school? (as if you'd want to, anyway) We don't have an app for that, but we'll hook ya up. Dave finds British letters to porn stars and we reap the benefits.

Music:
King Salami and the Cumberland 3 - Do The Wurst
The Hot Toddies - Green and Gold
The Cornel West Theory - The Contradiction
New Mastersounds - Coffee Providers

Ho! Ho! Ho!

2011-12-06T16:26:00.001-05:00

New Show - George Eastman's Skidmark

2011-12-04T18:14:00.000-05:00

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Peter Kline is back and this time he's brought friends! We had a gay old time talking about licking Peter's Mom, the recent Thanksgiving festivites and more. Dave had a bright idea about gay pride parades, but someone already thought of it. Be careful around Ryan or you'll end up with a groin concussion. Dave don't bring Eve flowers...anymore.

Music:
K.D. Lang and the Siss Boom Bang - Sugar Buzz
Frank Turner - I Still Believe
Buddy Whittington - Ain't Got The Scratch
Ike and Tina Turner - You Should've Treated Me Right
Sex-O-Rama - Debbie Does Dallas: The Shower Scene

New Show - Sexy Time at The Parkleigh

2011-11-27T22:39:00.000-05:00

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A special guest this week, Sherri Mitchell from Delaware Pet Stuff in Ohio joins us on the show. Oh sure, we talk pets, but a lot more. Sherri and Melyssa dish the dirt on the retail business. Melyssa tells about some folks sharing the holiday spirit in the parking lot, if you know what I'm sayin. O Come All Ye Faithful takes on a whole new meaning. The mainstream media has led us astray. The Occupy movement does have goals and is working on solutions, they just won't report it because it's not in their best interest. We discuss.

Music:
Enoch Smith Jr. - Bring It On Home
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - I'm Not Gonna Cry
Meshell Ndegeocello - A Bitter Mule
John Hiatt - Detroit Made

Sex Toy Review - Berman Venus G Vibrator

2011-11-21T22:49:00.001-05:00

I agreed to review the Berman Venus G vibrator as because I’ve always been one of those who either hasn’t found her G Spot or doesn’t have one. Either way, that bell hasn’t been rung yet. So I thought this might do the trick. I didn’t notice that the BVG ran on AAA batteries. If I had seen that I would have realized that it probably didn’t pack the kick I’m used to with a hand held sexual device. No worries, as my story has a relatively happy ending. Literally.

I actually received the BVG when I was out of town on a holiday. So it made for a welcome companion. As I alluded to earlier, it didn’t have the power I’m used to from a vibrator so at first I was a little frustrated. It was also the shape. The G Spot curve to it wasn’t something I was used to. Again, being on holiday I didn’t have serious quality time to spend with BVG, but we did get to know each other. I didn’t find my G Spot with it, but I was able to figure out how to work it around my other lady parts well enough, especially my clitoris. It’s definitely not a dildo-type of toy.

When I got home, I was able to play with the BVG a bit more. While I still haven’t been able to get any G Spot action, I don’t blame the toy. I’ve gotten to like it on my clit. It’s easy to use once you figure it out. A vibrator shaped like that isn’t for a beginner, but if you’ve been around the block a few times, the Berman Venus G is just fine. Orgasms aplenty!
- Veronica (guest reviewer)

New Show - Ass Heavy

2011-11-20T09:21:00.001-05:00

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Our old friend, Peter Kline is back! And ladies...I mean, guys, he's single! We hear tales about tails, a drunken trip to New Orleans and more. Dave learns what a Narwhal is, but he still can't go to Olive Garden. Wilfred Brimley for Tampex? Nothing says Thanksgiving like Human Centipede.

Music:
Weebels - The Narwhal Song
5 In Love - Bubba Don't Forget Your Rubber (Cab Canaveral Remix)
Outthere Brothers - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass
The Wet Spots - Do You Take It?
Slow Gherkin - They Wanted Earth
Makana - We Are The Many

New Show - Did Jesus Manscape?

2011-11-13T10:17:00.000-05:00

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Bryan Clutz, Adam Travis and Courtney Carlin are back for part deux of our latest thrill ride with Keglines. We do talk about beer; the non-gluten and...uh...glutenous kinds. Check out the upcoming Roc Beer Week for all you locals. We dish the dirt on manscaping for a bit. Thumbs up or scissors down? And what would be a drunken podcast without talking about religion? Tell us how you really feel, Adam.

Music:
The Yahoos - Gettin Drunk
The Orangu-Tones - Gotta Get Drunk

Today is Election Day

2011-11-08T09:14:00.002-05:00

Vote, Baby, Vote!

Why Should Occupy Rochester Protesters Get Arrested?

2011-11-06T21:28:00.001-05:00

A few people on the Facebook have been questioning the rationale of activists at Occupy Rochester getting arrested to protest the Mayor’s insistence that we not occupy the park 24/7. It’s a fair question; though the way some have asked it has been a bit immature to say the least. Really? Name calling? Ah, the glory of the internet.

Before I get into the rationale behind the acts of Civil Disobedience, I’d like to point out one thing. The people who are doing the questioning always cite mainstream news outlets. As if our current corporate media have any intention on reporting these events in a fair fashion. One of the main premises of Occupy is that there is too much influence on society by corporations so it’s in corporate entities’ best interests to portray us as out-of-work malcontents as opposed to thoughtful people who are just fed up and are willing to get off their asses to do something about it. So first of all, you should check out a General Assembly – in person. The Livestream feed is OK, but it’s not the same. The GA’s are long at times and now that they are outside are a bit cold, but as the chant goes: this is what democracy looks like.

OK, arrests. Why bother? I need to start with a story. (Oh, did I mention that this was going to be a freaking long post?)

I work for the Center for Disability Rights. I do systems advocacy. A lot of that is trying to get laws changed or even just enforced. We all know that there are a gazillion dollars that gets thrown at our politicians at every level and usually by industries that do not have disabled people’s best interest in mind. I’m sure I’ll blog about disability rights at some point, but for now let’s just say that the system is fucked. I’m sure we can agree on that point.

So we lobby, make phone calls, do online petitions, complain, educate, get out the vote, all the usual stuff. But CDR is also tied to a national group called ADAPT. Click on the link to learn more about what they are all about – very worthwhile. So twice a year, Rochester ADAPT joins our brothers & sisters from all over the country in a certain city to participate in Civil Disobedience…getting arrested. Why? Because it works. I’ve seen it.

I’ve gone on three ADAPT trips and I have seen ADAPT carpetbomb Paul Ryan’s plan to gut Medicaid, get a meeting with the Secretary of HUD when he refused to answer our calls for months, slow down the stupid deficit reduction “supercommittee” in cutting health care, and more. On our last trip, the President was in the Rose Garden doing a press conference on his jobs creation bill while we were on the other side of the White House. Our noise was so great that he heard us during the press conference and his administration called us right there and then to tell us that a key program would not be cut in all the other crapola they were going to do to the budget. At the state level, ADAPT took over the “War Room” in the Capitol Building earlier in the year. New Governor, Andrew Cuomo right there and then announced that New York State would be the first state in the country to buy into the Community First Choice plan. You can web search what that means, but it was a gigantic victory.

ADAPT performs Civil Disobedience including arrests and it works. Why? Because these politicians know that no matter how many secret meetings they have, whatever the amount of campaign contributions they get from the nursing home, pharmaceutical or whatever industries, there will be people in wheelchairs showing up to their offices with handcuffs, ready to have themselves dragged out of their offices by police. These issues mean life and death to these folks and they have nothing to lose. And it is one tool in their toolbox.

So why is it important that people are willing to get arrested in Rochester to have 24/7 access to Washington Square Park? First of all, completely occupying the park is important. See my other post for the explanation of that. Second, this is a fight for first amendment rights. That’s what other people die for in other countries. That sounds melodramatic, but it’s absolutely the case here. The Mayor claims that the park hours are enough time for free speech. Who the hell made him the King of Free Speech? He doesn’t get to decide and if he is going to trample on the Bill of Rights there needs to be people out in the streets willing to tell him that he’s wrong. Seriously. Think about this. Being in the park is a “violation”. So why weren’t tickets just given out? Because this is a show of power. Maybe you aren’t willing to stand up to “the man” but should you be denigrating those who do?

Is this smart as a tactic? In this case, yes. Mayor Richards is the ONLY mayor in the state refusing to allow people to occupy public space. (Some mayors have even helped their local Occupy movement.) The arrests aren’t the only tactics being used, but it is an important part of the entire effort to affect real change. The corporate media hasn’t portrayed the arrests in the most sympathetic light, but you’re talking about it and that matters. That’s crucial. And what position is the Mayor in right now? He’s kinda screwed himself. Oh sure, he’s portrayed himself as the guy who has extended every opportunity to talk with protesters, but under his rules. And what your buddies at the corporate news agencies haven’t told you is the protesters reached out to the Mayor first. But his counter was a meeting in his office with 6 people only 4 of who were allowed to speak. He didn’t see the irony in that.

I think it’s interesting that those who insult the local Occupy movement the most, for the most part, don’t get off their asses to do jack squat. Internet bitching is the most they do. And that is their right. That’s what free speech is all about, isn’t it? You can relatively say whatever stupid ass thing you like. And you can do it online or live, in a public place. The funny thing is, the people who were arrested are actually defending the couch sitters’ right to say stupid shit on the internet, while the people who say stupid shit on the internet….say stupid shit on the internet. The SSSOTI folks seem to think that Civil Disobedience doesn’t matter. I disagree, but at least the arrestees are doing something. What are YOU doing?

Oh…and you may be asking that if I’m so gung ho about CD, why haven’t I been arrested yet? Well, I’m still on double-secret probation from CD in Washington. I’m sure my time will come.

UPDATE: Literally, as I posted this, the Rochester Police Department started harassing people at Washington Square Park, "under orders" to make sure people weren't sleeping on the sidewalks tonight. THIS is how the Mayor is using police resources while crimes go on elsewhere. Again, not a good showing for him.

New Show - Breaking Up A Bromance

2011-11-06T16:20:00.002-05:00

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After almost a year away, Bryan Clutz and Adam Travis from Keglines are back! So you would think we would start off talking about beer. Nope. Dave's junk. It's a sickness really. But Bryan and Adam brought along the lovely and talented Courtney. A wonderful addition to the show, but it looks like Yoko may have broken up the bromance. As usual, when these guys are on the show we always go long so this is only Part One of this session. Cheers!

Music:
Rick Moranis - Four More Beers
Rosie Ledet - Mo Beer
JB Summers and Tiny Grimes - Drinking Beer
The Dubliners - Beer, Beer, Beer

Best...Video...Ever

2011-11-05T00:39:00.000-04:00

Musings on #OccupyRochester

2011-11-01T10:21:00.001-04:00

If you’ve been listening to the podcast the past couple of weeks, you know that I’ve been involved in the local Occupy movement, hereto referred to as Occupy Rochester. I have some observations that focus just on the local movement, but could be tied to the national one or other locals as well.

There are folks who are participating and some who are just observing who are commenting that the Occupy Rochester isn’t making demand for anything and that has been frustrating for them. I understand their frustration, but I think these folks are missing the point of what is happening here. Those goals are relevant, but even more so is the process of how we get there (to go New Agey…the journey). How OR operates is even more important than the specific things we want changed because we are modeling a new way of decision-making for most people. It’s messy, it takes time and it’s hard work. But if we don’t take the time to get our decision-making process down in a transparent manner, we risk the danger of becoming a top-down faux-movement.

On a pragmatic note, look at the growth of Occupy Wall Street. Their process was slow and deliberate, but it just seemed faster because they have General Assemblies (GA) every day. They did not immediately start making demands or working on specific issues and their group became exponentially bigger. Why? Because when you start narrowing your focus you lose people who don’t care about those issues. Let’s be honest, the daily GA’s in Rochester have a large number for Rochester, but do not represent the people as a whole in this town. Far from it. For the numbers to get bigger, we cannot start narrowing our message and right now our message is that government is broken.

Our government doesn’t listen to us, they take away our rights. THAT is what we are fighting right now. The occupation of Washington Square Park IS our fight at this moment. It is a meta issue that will allow us to continue the process of democracy. The Mayor of Rochester is saying that we can have all the free speech we want as long as it is on HIS terms. That’s huge!

Now, the local media isn’t getting it. They are covering this as a traditional news story. “If there are only 4 people camping out at WSP for #occupyrochester, does it warrant so much attention?” goes one Tweet. TV cameras come out for their 15 second backdrop shot around the 6pm news and that’s about it. There hasn’t been an in depth look at why people are here. They exist to make money and a long, ongoing analysis of what we are doing doesn’t make them money. We will continue to be dismissed by them for a while, which is why we should be more focused on grassroots organizing to get more people involved.

Now, there are some things I would like to see OR do. And as an activist my instinct is to just go ahead and do it on my own and see who wants to help, but that’s not going to benefit the movement in the long run.

I want to see us handing out lit every day at the Liberty Pole and the Public Market on Saturdays. If I were to just go and do that on my own, it could go against a decision of the group without me knowing it. So I am going to get to a GA as soon as I can and try to suggest we start handing out lit that has been developed. If the GA thinks that is a good idea, I will ask for volunteers for help in printing, folding and distributing it and together we will make a schedule for when and where it will be done. WE will be doing this together if there are people who want to see it happen.

There’s a perfect example of that happening right now as people posted the letter being given to the Mayor on FB about a meeting when it was agreed that it wouldn’t be publically released until 11am. Not a huge mistake, but it is an example of how we are not working together for the greater good of the movement.

I would also love to shout down or just ban all the spammers and trolls on the FB group, but commenting just bumps up their extraneous stuff to higher up on the page. For better or worse, this IS what democracy looks like. Wouldn’t it be great if Facebook had an app that would take all of your postings and put a different name on them, then make you read them so you can see if you make any sense? I don’t know if it would be effective, but it would sure be nice to try.

Here’s the thing that most people don’t talk about in an (allegedly) free society. You have the right to say almost anything you like, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you should say it. There are a number of posts on the OR Facebook group that I think are off the point, destructive and show a lack of understanding of human nature. And if I were to comment on every single one of them it would do nothing but tear down what we are trying to build. That doesn’t mean people should keep their mouths shut, but it would be nice if folks thought more and reacted less. I wonder if the way some people interact on FB is the way they talk to people face-to-face. I actually hope not.

It is imperative that we have a base in which to work, to show the community what democracy looks like. That is why our fight for Washington Square Park is so important. Our government doesn’t dictate our rights, we dictate what our government does for us. That is our first struggle that we have to overcome before we can get to the other stuff. But that “other stuff” is coming, if we do this right. We can’t compare ourselves to other Occupy movements. Every one is unique as we all have different personalities, resources and situations. We can learn from each other, share ideas and support, but let us not compare ourselves to each other.

We’re making a difference! We just have to keep reminding ourselves of that. Keep up the struggle sisters & brothers!

ADDENDUM: A nice article from the UK that has a similar take.

- Dave

New Show - Dave And Melyssa On The Street

2011-10-30T18:10:00.000-04:00

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Dave and Melyssa both have interesting encounters on the same street in Rochester on the same day. Coincidence? We compare Halloween parties and exchange some gossip. Dave gets ready to run for office again - in 2015. Politics will never be the same. We also discuss some local politics; but isn't all politics local? Melyssa and Dave also profess their love of The Lobster Quadrille. Not that it was a big secret. Love them!

Music:
Julian Lennon - Everything Changes
Lowkey - Cradle of Civilisation
Muddy Waters - Funky Butt
They Might Be Giants - Authenticity Trip
Tom Waits - She Stole The Blush

New Show - Vibrating Panties

2011-10-23T21:07:00.000-04:00

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This week we play, Spot the Orgasm! Can you tell when our guest has an actual, real-life orgasm on the show? We bet you can't. We've done sex toy reviews on the show before, but we've never actually used one ON the show. On this show we review Babeland's Vibrating Pleasure Panties. So far it's a thumbs up! We surely do sacrifice for our listeners. Competing Halloween Parties, more on Occupy Rochester and Dave's a Daddy?

Music:
Jasiri X - Occupy (We The 99)
Sebastian Sturm - Burn The Money
Tom Waits - Satisfied
William Shatner - She Blinded Me With Silence

Alex White Video on Crime

2011-10-19T10:26:00.004-04:00

New Show - Peep Show Diaries

2011-10-16T17:08:00.001-04:00

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Dave and Melyssa talk about their Peep Show experiences. A new band name for Melyssa emerges. More talk about beer and an sneak preview of an upcoming show. Dave goes for a regular check up and ends up with an inordinate amount of lube where it should be...at least if you're at work. Dad gives the keys to the Parkleigh car to Melyssa. Melyssa's the man! Drink canned beer!

Music:
Stanley Jordan - I Kissed A Girl
Little Roger And The Goosebumps - Stairway To Gilligan's Island
Carey, Claypool, Copeland And Peart - Count Drumzilla
The Korn Kobblers - I'm My Own Grandpa
US3 - Wild West

New Show - Occupy Stuart

2011-10-09T19:22:00.000-04:00

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This could be the most important podcast we've ever done. Dave and Melyssa talk about the Occupy Wall Street movement and what it means for all of us. There are also five easy things you can do to get our country back on the right track. You can make a difference! We also talk about what you can do if you're local, here in Rochester, NY. If you're a local, get involved in Occupy Rochester! We also bring the silly as well. Dave talks about his incident in the shower and Melyssa talks about Roller Derby. Fun AND sticking it to The Man!

Music:
Africa Fiesta - Bilombe Ya Africa
Two Guitars Clash - Rock And Roll Radar
Wilco - Standing O
Jayhawks - Hey Mr. Man

New Show - Gluten Be Gone

2011-10-02T19:52:00.000-04:00

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Podcasting from the new Dikoff Studio! Aunt Marcey joins the show to talk about being gluten-free. And you know all the gluten-free ladies go ga-ga for Bob. Weddings and divorces, G personal lubricant, wafting vaginas and Agway Night School. Just another week for The Stuart Bedasso Show. Pennysaver Personal Ads. Need we say more? Dave's new neighbors are holding wrestling matches while their 3-year-old runs sprints in the apartment above. Just go and buy the freaking iPhone app for TSBS so we can be left in peace!

Music:
Vernon Wray - Reaching Out To Touch
Tracy Nelson - Send Me To The 'Lectric Chair
Superheavy - World Keeps Turning
Ry Cooder - No Banker Left Behind

Police Brutality at Wall Street Protest

2011-09-28T15:20:00.000-04:00

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

New Show - Bar Mitzvah Whore

2011-09-25T23:03:00.001-04:00

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CARL!

Dave, Melyssa and the spouses in the house! Dave and Eve come back from Washington DC with tales of sticking it to The Man. And don't forget: My Medicaid Matters! We have a new demi-god. Carl...bullhorn wielder...jesus lover. Melyssa and Dan may make it to the next ADAPT trip. Dan really sounds like he wants to get arrested. The new Dickoff Studio is days away! Who will be our first guests? Dave and Dan still need their Bar Mitzvahs...and their Bar Mitzvah whores!

Music:
Fishbone - DUI Friday
Michael Hall - Baby, You Scare Me

New Show - Postal At Parkleigh

2011-09-18T21:03:00.001-04:00

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An intimate podcast with Dave and Melyssa. Both have been having a tough time with their jobs so we get to hear how things are going down. And of course it's The Stuart Bedasso Show, so we can't talk about jobs without discussing blow jobs. Does Dave really hate getting a blow job? Listen and find out. Melyssa talks about beer yet again. It's like Opposite Land on this week's show! And the music is kick ass this week as well.

Music:
Betty Davis - Nasty Gal
Chuck Brown and Eva Cassidy - Fever
Chris Rea - Think Like A Woman
Joss Stone - Karma

New Show - Gay Raping Rabbits

2011-09-11T19:29:00.000-04:00

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A tribute to 9/11 in the way only Stuart can...Aristocrats style! It's football season so get ready to get your domestic violence on! Hut! Hut! Melyssa has her own beer festival. Hear the reviews. This guy is a tool. Be sure to leave him your opinion of his take on the gay. But the one good thing about his blog - now we know about these gay rabbits raping cats. WTF?

Music:

Charlie Winston - Like A Hobo
Chuy and The Bobcats - Love Spilled Across The Floor
Suzi Quatro - Hot Kiss
Glen Campbell - Nothing But The Whole Wide World

New Show - Babysitter Barbie

2011-09-04T21:26:00.000-04:00

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And we're back! After a couple of weeks off, Dave and Melyssa are joined by Dan to bring you over an hour of fine audio entertainment. Melyssa goes to Florida and comes back a little lighter in the family department. Dave is homeless, but not without a home. Dave crashes a reunion and listens to a lot of 80's music and sees a lot of pictures of jheri curls.

Music:
Thomas Dolby - Evil Twin Brother
Suzi Quatro - A Girl Like Me
Candye Kane - Hard Knock Girl
Babylon Bombs - White Trash Beauty

New Show - Masturbatorium

2011-08-14T21:31:00.002-04:00

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An all-star cast on this week's show. Solomon Blaylock and Amber McAlister from The Lobster Quadrille, Tom Clifford from...uh...Mrs. Clifford and our old friends Peter and Omar are all on board this week...and low-jinks ensue. Solomon, Amber and Tom are on to promote their upcoming live variety show called The Pleasant Show. It's coming up soon, so if you're in Rochester you best be going to it. We explore Omar's Kinsey Rating and help Peter write an apology letter to a bank. We also explore Bert and Ernie's relationship as only TSBS can. Did you know that Oscar The Grouch's song I Love Trash has a "rusty trombone" reference in it? I did not! Pack a lunch, kids. This show goes into overtime.

Music:

Public Enemy - Notice-Know This

Alasdair Fraser and Natalie Haas - La Sansonette

New Show - A Kinder, Gentler Facism

2011-08-07T22:47:00.000-04:00

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This week we have 2004 Presidential Candidate, David Cobb, on the show. He was the Green Party candidate, dumbass. Anyway, he's in town on his barnstorming tour to end corporate personhood, working with the Move To Amend coalition. Go there, sign the petition and if there isn't already a local chapter start one. Go. Do it now. We'll wait. We talk about hydrofracking, how much Crap-mart sucks, the Park Avenue Festival and independent businesses - and we make it fun! Get ready for links to David's presentation.

Music:

Big Bill Broonzy - Get Back

Black Uhuru - Plastic Smile

Baskery - Shame And Dance

Donavan Frankenreiter - Dance Like Nobody's Watching

Mike Zito - Until The Day I Die

New Show - G-Spots & Parallel Parking

2011-07-31T19:19:00.001-04:00

Nina & Brian

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Brian is back in the house! After a 3+ year absence, Dave's Dad rejoins the show, along with Nina and Melyssa. Oh yeah, and Dave. We talk about Brian's home base of Arizona, Dave's hair, a safety dance flash mob and Corporate Personhood. If you're in the Rochester area, dont' forget to stop by the awesomest event on August 8th about outlawing corporate personhood. So what are the two things Dave's dad taught him about? Uh, look at the title of the show, Dude.

Music:

Dave Stewart - Worth The Wating For

Joss Stone - Landlord

Sam Fedele And Friend - Stop the Money

Big Country - The Selling of America

Sex Toy Review - Blossom Organics Pure Pleasure Arousal Gel

2011-07-27T22:49:00.000-04:00

After Melyssa had a little mishap with this, I took over reviewing Blossom Organics Pure Pleasure Arousal Gel. This product is designed to exhilarate your senses and heighten your sensual pleasure. I tried the BOPPAG alone while masturbating, as I really don’t need any lubrication when Dave is around. I applied 2 drops to my clitoris and began massaging it in. I realized after a few minutes that I was going to need more, so I applied a few more drops. This was the perfect amount for me. I again, began to massage the arousal gel into my clitoris and also around my vagina. BOPPAG, when mixed with my natural lubricant, became warm. I enjoyed the soothing feeling that BOPPAG provided. It provided me the opportunity to rub my clit a bit longer before climaxing. After orgasming, I had to wait for my clitoris to relax before starting to massage again for a second orgasm. It provided me the opportunity to explore my vagina as I waited. I was able to feel my G Spot and was able to bring myself to orgasm again within a minute. I then went back to the clitoris and again was able to bring myself to a third orgasm within another few minutes. I enjoyed Blossom Organics Pure Pleasure Arousal Gel and will use it again when Dave is not around. - Eve

New Show - Mucoid Plaque

2011-07-24T14:26:00.000-04:00

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Our old friend Suzanne Monroe is back and sounding better than ever! Once again, it's all about the ass as we talk about 10 Day Cleansing and 12 hour cleansing. Choose your poison. Suzanne goes to Yoga Camp, we come up with some new band names and slip in a little S&M just for your listening pleasure.

Music:

Madeleine Peyroux - The Kind You Cant Afford

Joe Ely - Not That Much Has Changed

Suzanne Monroe - Friend (live)

Suzanne Monroe - Break (live)

New Show - Abby Wambach is Hot

2011-07-17T21:13:00.002-04:00

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World Cup Fever! Dave digs Abby Wambach, no matter what team she's on. The Gay Pride Parade brings a lot of happy vibes, except for Rural Metro, who decided to let someone die rather than give up some cold packs. (no one died, but they dont' know that) Dave introduces a great new band. Go dig Flame! To Google+ or not to Google+, that is the question. Nina Alvarez has it going on. Dig her, dig her, hard.

Music:

Flame - All For A Reason

Anchorage Nebraska - A-OK

Chuy and the Bobcats - Love Spilled Across the Floor

Band of Heathens - Motherland

New Show - Hello Cleveland!

2011-07-10T18:15:00.002-04:00

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Another big show. Melyssa and Dan talk about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Sadly, there's no Groupie section, but we did come up with a new band name. Dave's birthday brings funny cards and the return of the hemp shower curtain! A meeting with congressional staffers reveals what's really behind the curtain. Erick is back in the house. Get ready for the return of Brian!

Music:

Aretha Franklin - This You Should Know

Michael Terry - Trampe Stampe

Anna Alkinson - Old Man Song

HonkeyFinger - Margarine Man

New Show - Eve's Colonoscopy

2011-07-03T18:20:00.000-04:00

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Bonus podcast this week. The gang from work join us as we talk about the world's biggest deuce. Bad landlords are on tap this week as well. We have a Gay Argument (and it continued after the show). Eve has a colonoscopy and we get to hear all about it. What are we gonna do to Eve's daughter? She'll never know. Send your musical requests to bedasso23 @ yahoo.com.

Music:

Steve Earle - The Revolution Starts Now

Public Enemy - Can You Hear Me Now

Mavis Staples - The Chokin Kind

Eilen Jewell - Warning Signs

The Rare Breed - Come Take A Ride In My Boat

Sweet - Blockbuster

New Show - Gay Marriage, Bitches!

2011-06-26T15:27:00.001-04:00

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Erick Rodriguez, back in the house! Erick is back, he brought beer and we're going old school. Gay marriage in New York State. The people who don't get it...we don't get. We talk about Emily Good, her problem with the police and the role of police in general. Fun, politics and gay sex. It's a retro episode of The Stuart Bedasso Show!

Music:

DJ Dave - Whole Foods Parking Lot
William Elliot Whitmore - Who Stole The Show
Laura Vane and the Vipertones - Sugar Fix
Ocote Soul Sounds - STTP

New Show - Sexting Granny

2011-06-19T21:05:00.000-04:00

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Another big show. Nina Alvarez is back along with Mark Williams and the lovely and talented Eve Sutliff. Guess whose fault it is that Mark is in Rochester. That's right, Bill Johnson and his Fast Ferry. Eve's looking for a meat dress. When Dave gets elected to office, he's not going to get in trouble for sexting co-eds. Nope, he's going after your grandma!

Music:

Blondie - Wipe Off My Sweat

Those Darlins - Screws Get Loose

Clarence Carter - Strokin

Leadbelly - Shorty George

Seun Kuti and The Egypt 80 - African Soldiers

New Show - Hot Muslim Punks

2011-06-12T18:56:00.000-04:00

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Our old friend Nina Alvarez is back, telling us about her month in Vermont - and our new friend Ryan talking about nursing, music and more. Melyssa just saw a movie about Muslim punks. Dave has a weird night at roller derby. Should they talk about pleasure in sex ed class? Discuss. A really nice show...so dig it hard.

Music:

Eddie Vedder - Tonight You Belong To Me

Eilen Jewell - Only One

Blondie - Girlie Girlie

Those Darlins - Be Your Bro

New Show - Weinergate

2011-06-07T01:03:00.002-04:00

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So we did this ridiculous podcast with 5 guests. We laughed, we cried, we talked dirty. SOMEONE wasn't paying attention and played music over all the talking and didn't realize it until Monday. So SOMEONE had to come backand do a new show for you all on his lonesome. But Dave means well. That's why we keep him. That and he's the only one willing to clone his own willy for the show. So Dave talks about some Weinergate, but he mostly plays music and comedy bits for the hour. Sit back and listen to some great stuff!

Music:

Ray Manzarek and Roy Rogers - Kick

Alma Afrobeat Ensemble - Own World

Booker T. Jones - Down In Memphis

Shawn Pittman - Scent Of Your Benjamins

Mary Jane Hooper - I've Got What You Need

The Routes - I'm Spent

Sloan - She's Slowing Down Again

Chad VanGaalen - Peace On The Rise

Eliza Gilkyson - Looking For A Place

Blind Boys Of Alabama - The Last Mile Along The Way

Ebo Taylor - Ohye Atar Gyan

Steve Miller Band - No More Doggin'

Where's the Show???

2011-06-06T12:45:00.000-04:00

Well, for those of you who did not hear what happened...DAVE screwed the show up. SOMEONE did not practice using the new audio set-up we had, therefore music played over all the conversation during the hour. It's pretty unlistenable so I pulled it down. Everyone is coming back to do another show very soon. As punishment, I will have Dave put together a music show for your listening enjoyment later tonight that will include some of TSBS's greatest bits. Sorry about that one.

-Stuart

New Show - This Show Is So Gay

2011-05-29T19:30:00.000-04:00

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We start the show with our tribute to Gil Scott-Heron who passed away this week. Then we tear it up with our old friend Kimmie and her pie (still warm we assume) and Mark (who doesn't have pie, but admits that he likes pie). A Stuart Bedasso exclusive: Kimmie officially joins the other team. Mothers, hide your daughters! You legal daughters, anyway. Melyssa and Kimmie dig the Pizza Guy. Dave has to get him on the show. Dave has jury doody. Don't you just love Mark's Australian accent? Another great show!

Music:

Gil Scott-Heron - Work For Peace

Hollywood Sinners - That's All She Wrote

Lattimore Brown - Shake And Vibrate

Eli "Paperboy" Reed and The True Loves - I'll Roll With You

Po' Girl - Bleak St.

New Show - Juliette's Tasty Melons

2011-05-22T15:46:00.000-04:00

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Juliette joins us for another great show and she's bringing some music and her melons. Seriously. Dave gets some Amish Whoopie and McGruff has nothing on Melyssa. She's like Barnaby Jones. Dickoff Studio will soon have its own forest. Dave's going to jury duty - details coming next week. Every day is Judgement Day for The Stuart Bedasso Show!

Music:

Lovage - Stroker Ace

Muddy Waters - Mad Love

The Routes - A Love Like Mine

Hopie Spitshard - Missin The Bus

New Show - Club Penis

2011-05-15T17:41:00.000-04:00

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Heidi's back and we've got her! Make sure you come to the opening of her new bar called Club Penis. More talk about the Derby. We have an in depth discussion about sex injuries and Melyssa gets a methol cooch. Another great show!

Music:

Terry Jacks - Put The Bone In

John Mayall - Emergency Boogie

The Woodshed Orchestra - Geddy Lee

Wanda Jackson - Busted

New Show - Sex With Animals

2011-05-09T22:05:00.002-04:00

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Our special guest, Dr. Jan Brady (not her real name), tells us about a study done that checks cancer rates among Brazillians who have sex with animals. Don't believe it? Here's the link. We do a quick roundabout about Osama Bin Laden. Dave goes to Washington again...and gets arrested. The down and dirty story is all here. Then we talk about family recipes. A great show!

Music:

Various Artists - Together Hawaii

Chris Ruest - You Suck

Wanda Jackson - Teach Me Tonight

Sloan - Laying So Low

New Show - A Pony And A Blow Job

2011-05-01T08:49:00.002-04:00

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A warm and hardy welcome to our new friend, Heidi. Heidi sets a new Stuart Bedasso record as we talk about anal within the first 23 seconds of the show. Oh, and if you enjoy eating at Chili's, you may want to skip that part. It will never be the same again. Hockey fans: TSBS gives your favorite players new things to do with the Stanley Cup. We all love single moms! Some more than others, if you know what I'm sayin. Dave says Hello to a new listener and gives some friendly stalker advice. Everyone go friend Heidi!

Music:

Jade Maze - Poverty

Little Mack Simmons - Inflation Blues

Josh White - I Know How To Do It

Fabiene Delsol - That's The Way You Do It

New Show - Passion Of The Mimes

2011-04-25T13:51:00.001-04:00

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Another crazy show, with our old friends Nina and Juliette. We even have a crowd at Dickoff Studio! Dave didn't get his pillow fight and was made to stand up for Hootie and the Blowfish, but he survived the show unscathed...generally. We apologize to everyone out there with ricketts. Who knew? Nina's going away for a while [post show note: but Dave's gonnna hook her up]. More Dickoff Studio tales and once again we dissect Zombie Jesus Day. Enjoy!

Music:

Billy Joe Shaver - When The Word Was Thunderbird

Geoff Berner - Laughing Jackie The Pimp

Orchester Frank Pleyer - Knock Out

Les Breastfeeders - Chaison Pour Desinee

New Show - Girl Hand Job

2011-04-17T21:00:00.000-04:00

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The Stuart Bedasso Show is going through some changes. Looks like we're gonna have to have that "talk". What do you call a hand job for a girl? We delve into that vexing social problem on this episode of TSBS. Dave can't recycle because his landlord is a douchebag. Someone gets walked in on during sex. There's yet another political campaign on the horizon. Go figure.

Music:

Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon - Atomic Power

Leny Andrade - Tema Feliz

Eero Koivistoinen Music Society - 7 Up

Ronnie McNeir - Girls You're Gonna Lose Your Groove

New Show - Restaurant Staff After Hours

2011-04-10T21:45:00.000-04:00

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Ed's got a new job, so we get to hear all about those steamy, behind-the-scene moments at your favorite restaurant. Dave tries to find a solution to his latest sexual problem - with no help from the crew. Mothers hide your sons...and daughters...and cousins...and mail carriers. Melyssa's on the loose! Eddie Izzard is our hero, but he bombs on the Tom Tom. Stay away!

Music:

Robbie Robertson - How To Become Clairvoyant

Damn Sam The Miracle Man and the Soul Congregation - Damn Sam The Miracle Man

New Show - Don't Overtrim Your Pubes

2011-04-04T18:59:00.000-04:00

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This week's show is like one big public service message. First we talk about your Mom. Then we teach you how to trim your pubes. Then we teach you how to deal with a loved one who doesn't trim. An update on Dickoff Studio...next week is the first show. Our community baseball team gives political contributions to candidates who have nothing to do with the team. Go figure. We also wrap up Dave's latest campaign adventure and we find out what's next.

Music:

The Baseball Project - Ichiro Goes To The Moon

Stess The Emcee - Keep It Thoro

No Gold - WeirdWeek

Gina Sicilia - Members Only

New Show - Dogs In Trees

2011-03-27T23:16:00.000-04:00

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Dave's back out on the campaign trail and this time he sees dogs in trees. Literally. He's also labelled a racist. You be the judge. Melyssa gets a present. A razor. What will she use it on? The jury is out on Edward's Mom. You be the judge. We haven't had so many 'yer mom' jokes since the Keziah days.

Music:

Curt Yagi and The People Standing Behind Me - Sweep Me

The Krinkles - Dirty Girl (Henry Demo)

Benny Bell - Shaving Cream

Sex Toy Review - Slimline Vibrator

2011-03-24T18:33:00.000-04:00

After numerous sessions with this particular product, both alone and sharing it with a partner, I feel comfortable in sharing my review of the Slimline.

This particular model runs on 2 "c" batteries. Upon installing and replacing the cap, the vibrator turned on and literally made me jump. I am not a stranger to the vibrator, or what I fondly call "BOB", but the power of this product startled me. The initial drawback was the on/off/speed button. I had a problem keeping BOB vibrating and often found myself frustrated as I had to keep turning him back on. The Slimline was quite easy to hold and was able to reach and stimulate all the necessary areas.

The shape of the product made it quite easy to to insert into my vagina, however, it was quite cold at first. I would suggest putting it into the bed with you for a while before using it or wrapping it with a warm washcloth to warm up the unit so that it is not initially cold upon insertion. Once inside, it was quite pleasurable as I was able to slip it in and out with ease and hit my spot. The long shaft made it possible to also stimulate my clit at the same time which intensified the pleasure and ultimate orgasm. As a woman who enjoys orgasms, and can climax quite easily and intensely; it took no time for this product to get me to my climax. Besides the long shaft, the tip is designed to vibrate just right against my clit, and ensure that I orgasm multiple times.

Due to the way I am able to orgasm over and over, and the volume of fluid that I excrete, the Slimline slips around a lot. After a while, due to how wet I get, I stopped feeling the Slimline inside of me. In order to remedy this situation, I put a condom on the vibrator so that there was a bit more friction happening as I inserted the Slimline inside of me.

All in all, I enjoyed using the Slimline and would recommend this product for someone who is looking to increase the pleasure during masturbation or intercourse. Again , this product can be used alone or with a partner. - Eve (our new guest reviewer)

New Show - Zombie Strippers

2011-03-20T20:54:00.000-04:00

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Melyssa and Edward sit down to a nice, wholesome motion picture...called Zombie Strippers. Enjoy it with the whole family. The latest update on Dickoff Studio. It's coming people, it's coming. (No pun intended) There's soon to be a new Babeland review. Stay tuned. And we talk some local politics as it's almost time for a local election. Do you think Dave's involved? Duh.

Music:

Nu Braz - Zuera

Deep Throat Soundrtack - Deeper And Deeper

New Show - Amish Actress

2011-03-13T17:04:00.000-04:00

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Julius Erving, gynocologist. Who knew that Dr. J was Melyssa's gynocologist? Not us. Melyssa also does a PSA for everyone with girl parts, or who knows someone that has them. Dave has a problem with incest - he can't get enough of it. Edward discusses his favorite holiday, St. Patrick's Day. We out actress, Susan Gibney as Amish. We hope it doesn't typecast her.

Music:

The Upsetters - Not Guilty

Faith No More - Let's Lynch The Landlord

New Show - God's Tornado

2011-03-08T17:47:00.002-05:00

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We diss dumbasses who equate natural distasters with "god's will". Melyssa's on Twitter. You know you want to follow her. Merchmyworld, bitches. We bring back Dave's Used Panty Emporium. And how about sex with kids. No, not having sex with kids. Having sex with kids in the house. No, not in the room. Oh, just listen to the damn podcast! And a hearty welcome to our new sponsor: Randy's Smut Shack!

Music:

Henry Moore - Sock It To Me

JP, Chrissy and The Fairground Boys - Never Drink Again

Vince Hawkins and Company Slave - The Gods Made Love

New Show - Melyssa's Lost Panites

2011-02-28T02:20:00.000-05:00

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Dave gets a new apartment, but it comes with some baggage. Literally. Melyssa "lost" many a panty. Are you one of the lucky ones? Ed loves the movie Black Swan. I think he may marry it. We try to talk about revolution in the Middle East, but Dave keeps hogging the show. We also validate Dave's feelings. What a diva.

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Music:

Latin Alliance - Lowrider

Big Jack Johnson - I'm Gonna Give Up Disco

The Bishops - I Want Candy

Martha's Trouble - Love Revolution

Porn Review - The Expert Guide to Female Orgasms

2011-02-24T21:19:00.001-05:00

Another in a series of education porn videos we review, Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms is a movie that deals with a topic that I feel very strongly about. I know it may not be politically correct to say this, but damn it, I’m FOR female orgasms! There. I said it.

So, can this movie help you produce more female orgasms in the world? Why, yes it can. Now if you listened to my fellow podcasters comment on the movie, they weren’t overly thrilled with Tristan’s education style, and Ed was creeped out by the vagina puppet. But if you’re a dude who pretty much just pumps and runs, you probably need this video. And if you’re a dudette, who hasn’t been taught much about your body and has never had an orgasm, you need this video as well. If you’re well versed in the female orgasm you may not need the video for educational reasons. Though I will say, horndogs like Melyssa and I did not know what the Yab-Yum was, so even we learned something.

For me, the interviews with the actors…they were pretty useless. It wasn’t hot and it wasn’t that informative. If people are different in terms of what gets them off, then I don’t really care what gets them off because, let’s be honest, I’m not going to be having sex with any of them. Fast forward over the interviews.

After 45 minutes of edumacation, you get to the sex scenes. Hot? Yeah, generally. I think Tristan has produced hotter work (and I am a fan, by the way), but it was still worthwhile. Maybe I haven’t been paying attention to porn the way I should be, but I didn’t realize how much Sean Michaels looks like Rog from What’s Happening. That was a little distracting from his scene. I’ve been quoted in a review as saying I’d pay money to watch Madison Young read a newspaper and that’s still true, but her scene with Jiz Lee didn’t do it for anyone in TSBS cast. I get the safe sex thing with the latex gloves, but two white girls using black gloves…it looked like they were scrubbing toilets. More distracting.

Special features: nice segments on kegel exercises and safer sex (though the saran wrap panties were odd). The masturbation montage was just as good as the sex scenes in the movie…in my humble opinion. I have to admit, after watching almost 4 hours of movie & special features, I passed on the vibrator guide and behind the scenes. My time was done.

Overall, decent sex scenes and great education for novices or the clueless. We don’t have a standard scale for our reviews, but I’ll give it a 3 out of 5.

New Show - Making Sausage

2011-02-20T14:40:00.003-05:00

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A weird show this week...but in a good way. Dave just made Bernardo's list. Not good. We also have an audio guide to Making Love To Melyssa. Not for the faint of heart. Want to see Dave in a porn? You must like to watch sausage being made. Ed brings an unscripted, unrehearsed review of The Old Toad. I don't think he's a paid spokesperson. Hey Rochester, get your vote on! www.AlexWhiteForMayor.com

Music:

The Eliminators - Taking Love and Making Love

The Pipettes - Sex

The Dollyrots - Because I'm Awesome

Airto Fogo - Jungle Bird

New Show - Get Your Female Orgasms Here

2011-02-13T18:19:00.000-05:00

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The show starts out with a mystery. A story of intrigue and plot twists. Actually, Ed got pulled over by the cops and Dave was in a bar drinking and saw the whole thing. Which brings us to the police. No, not the band with Sting. Then it's another porn review! Not just any porn review but Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Female Orgasms. Interesting takes all around. Make sure you come back to stuartbedasso.com for our written review. And Ed and Melyssa help Dave find an apartment.

Music:

New Mythologies - Days Along The Trees

Pink Panther Punk - Punk Pink Panther Theme

Donnie Jacobs - Finance Man

New Show - Super Bowl Junk

2011-02-07T17:43:00.001-05:00

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Part 2 of our Fourth Anniversary Celebration! Nina & Juliette are still with us but we have a special treat for you...a new Keziah's Korner! Yes, from the caves of Colorado, Keziah joins us to once again shout Death to America and updates us on how she's doing. We talk about the Super Bowl that as of the recording of this, has not been played yet. What nasty name do YOU want to be called in bed? And what's nastier than a hobo's taint? That's rhetorical. Don't tell us.

Don't forget to visit www.ninaalvarez.com for all your literary needs. Do it! Now!

Music:

Paul Black - Who's In My House

The Simkin Project - Check Yourself

New Show - Those Filthy Lutherans

2011-01-30T19:55:00.001-05:00

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It's our Fourth Anniversary! Nina Alvarez and Julliette Pellegrino join us and one podcast couldn't contain us. So this week is Part 1 of our show. The thrilling conclusion will be aired next week. There were rumors that an orgy was going to break out during the show, but the pizza guy never showed up. What would YOU like to be called in bed? Julliette disses drummers while Nina becomes a rock and roll star.

[Shameless plug] For all your editing, ghost writing and bliss obtaining needs, contact Nina Alvarez at http://www.ninaalvarez.com. Tell Nina that Stuart sent you and you'll get 10% extra bliss.

Music:

Storm Large - 8 Miles Wide

Plunt - Boner

Op Critical - Freakin Frackin

Leola Manning - Satan Is Busy In Knoxville

Rainer and Das Combo - That's How Things Get Done

New Show - Nutkick Sunday

2011-01-23T11:28:00.000-05:00

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There's a lot of good news and bad news on this week's show. Breakups, firings, porn, anniversaries and special guests. You decide which is the good and which is the bad. Edward tells stories about nutkicking a marine, his allergy to anything from the ocean and his unusual take on the porn. Great new music from our friend Deborah Magone, too. Check it out.

Music:

Deborah Magone - It's All About The Money

Sad Daddy - Mama Don't Cook It

Barnes and Barnes - Touch Yourself

The Young Lovers - The Black Queen's Beads

In My Mailbox

2011-01-21T08:42:00.000-05:00

Hello honey!! I am for a good mature man.

As for myself, I am a pretty Ukrainian lady.
Are you fond of Ukrainian ladies??

We are not just pretty and clever, but very tolerant as well..
Ukrainian ladies? esteem family and tend to be with their beloved ones a great deal of right time..

It's right time to meet each other!
I'll be waiting for you on international marriage site.
Bye dear!!

International Marriage Agency

I took the link out so none of you sad guys would go get yourself a pretty, clever and tolerant Ukrainian lady. She had me at "tolerant".

New Show - Radio Talk With Edward

2011-01-16T18:35:00.001-05:00

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Edward Konecny cements his role on the show. We talk radio with Edward & Dave. Beer is a four-letter word today...it has 4 letters and we love it. Dave goes internet postal on a bad citizen. Edward's movie project is called Happy Birthday, Karl. Ask for it by name. Melyssa tries to inflict Edward on friends of Stuart's. I know you didn't!

Music:

Leonids - Human Cyclops Beetle

The Draytons Two - Roe Boat

Roy Smeck - Shuffle Off To Buffalo

The Psychedelic Aliens - We're Laughing

New Show - Deer Taint Soup

2011-01-09T20:09:00.000-05:00

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Edward, our special guest rocks the house! DIY Clone-A-Willies, Boomerang Cocks and Melissa may join the broadcasting field. Military History Humor brings down the house. We talk about the shooting in Arizona, but we focus on the media coverage. Stuart's joke is a hoot! There's the funny, the serious and the music! A great show!

Music:

Barry Cuda And The Sharks - Take It Like A Man

CW Colt - I'm A Lonely Coconut

New Show - Molestache

2011-01-02T21:10:00.001-05:00

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Happy New Year! We bring in the new year with a special guest. We talk about Larry Flynt's Tweets, Duke Galaxy and the Pipeliners and some people who don't get New Year's resolutions. Dr. Gayship is bringing back the Ego. We also get serious with the lingustics. Who can use the word "gay"? Stuart has a "molestache!"

Music:

Plum- Let Them Say

Furry Lewis - Worried Blues

Tex Williams - Smoke, Smoke, Smoke

Brown Chicken Brown Cow - Crazy Feet

New Show - Dave Gets A Jack Sock

2010-12-26T20:02:00.000-05:00

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Melyssa and Dave give a post-holiday wrap up. We wish we could shove your figgy pudding and start our own holiday in August. And we may just do that. Melyssa gives Dave a jack sock for Christmas. Don't know why, but it sure is funny. Melyssa buys her own gift and it's for her glorious ass. Dave goes political for a mini-rant about The Man, who doesn't realize he/she is The Man.

Music:

Aloe Blacc - Politician

Jason Heath and the Greedy Souls - Anarchist Girl

Carrie Cleveland - Make Love To Me

Zora Young - Daughter Of A Son-Of-A-Gun

New Show - I Wanna Have Sex Again

2010-12-19T21:44:00.000-05:00

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This week, Gerry sits in with the gang. We talk about Amazon's douchey move and why we dropped them like the scumbags that they are. We also discussed the pros and cons of the Twitter. Hurry up and book your satanic goat slayings at The 'Y'! There's nothing like a game of Strip Risk to kill 17 hours of your life. Mandatory: Sex before meetings.

Music:

Robert Randolph and the Family Band - I Don't Wanna Be A Soldier Mama

Mike Zito - Superman

Jasper and the Prodigal Suns - People Get Ready

The Moaners - Barbarian In China

New Show - Kimmie's Warm Pie

2010-12-05T21:51:00.000-05:00

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This week we have a visit from old and new friends. Jenna joins us, along with Kimmie, Goddess of the Pie. We taste her warm pie and discuss different ways of preparing and eating pie. Then we move along to pepperoni and how to chew on the stick. It's the shopping season, so you can watch The Story of Stuff or go to Crap-Mart and buy a bunch of cheap crap. And welcome to the Left of Center Theater Variety Show.

Music:

Imelda May - Johnny Got A Boom Boom

Tony Joe White - Lustful Earl and The Married Woman

Jasper and the Prodigal Suns - Tough Guy

The Upsetters - Not Guilty

Brother Ricky Herdon on Civil Unions

2010-12-03T09:24:00.003-05:00

New Show - Curse of the Drunkards pt 2

2010-11-28T13:46:00.004-05:00

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Oh no, we weren't done with Bryan and Adam from Keglines. We talk about more beer, of course, but also talk about Bryan's new career as a homeowner as well as his foray into the wide world of Roller Derby. We find out that Adam makes a bad gay, but you probably already knew that. There's no porn like 70's porn.

Music:

CW McCall - Convoy

Dave Alvin and the Guilty Women - California Burning

Wonderlick - The King of Bad Decisions

New Show - Curse of the Drunkards pt 1

2010-11-21T13:53:00.001-05:00

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Adam and Bryan from Keglines are back and we get so into the frolicking that we ended up doing two hours worth of show. Part one is this week and the thrilling conclusion will be up next. It's the first time we've talked to them after Rock The Rickets so we have a lot of catching up to do. We sample some great beer from Wolaver, Sierra Nevada, Rohrbach's, and Goose Island. Adam screws up little kids, while Bryan doesn't interact with humans. Dave's not an internet predator, honest. Bryan's and Adam's love affair takes an ugly turn. We welcome the appearance of Corner Boy! We discuss blumpkins and Bryan's porn habit.

Music:

Kanekoa - Morning Sun

Victoria Vox - Shake It Up

Kill Henry Sugar - Johnny Appleseed

Tim Robbins and The Rogues Gallery - Toledo Girl

Book Review - Free For All by Janet Poppendieck

2010-11-20T21:51:00.001-05:00

I wanted to review Free For All: Fixing School Food in America by Janet Poppendieck because in my non-podcast life, I’m working with a bunch of other community-minded folks to start a school. Don’t worry, it’s not a for-profit, scummy charter school. Also, being interested in what I eat as well as what kids eat, I thought this would be a great read for the podcast. Turns out I was right. For the lazy, just go to the last chapter, the conclusion. Poppendieck calls for all school lunches to be free for all. Now before you start screaming “socialism!” you’ll have to read the rest of the book. Poppendieck takes us through how we ended up serving food in school, how free and reduced lunch programs started followed by breakfast in school. She also spells out the problems with all of these programs. While good intentioned, the way they are is a waste of money, a waste of food and a waste of time. Here are the problems:

Breakfast and lunch programs are a waste of food. Kids don’t eat most of them as the food tends to be pre-made, re-heated stuff (with the emphasis on “stuff”), that while it may meet certain nutritional standards, isn’t really good for you and is not appetizing. Then there’s the problem of getting families that qualify to participate. There’s the embarrassment factor of getting a “free lunch” as well as the intrusion of having to provide financial information. From the administrative perspective, it costs a lot of time and money to run these programs – which are doomed to fail anyway because of the ala carte options in most school lunchrooms that entice kids with junk food.

Poppendieck shows that kids will eat food that is good for them if given the opportunity, but you’ll have to get rid of the junky options. By moving toward local, healthy food it would help the school, the kids, the economy and more. It’s really a win – win situation. Children who eat better (or eat at all) do better in school. Making all meals free for everyone would free school staff from the costly and time consuming administration that is necessary to make sure everyone is on the free & reduced program who should be.

The book itself is generally an easy read. The sections that use anecdotes to illustrate the situation and prove her points are interesting and her conclusions are well thought-out. It does get a bit dry while she presents statistical evidence, but in this reader’s opinion, it’s pretty tough to make stats that aren’t connected to baseball seem interesting.

A good read. If you have kids, are connected to schools in some way and/or are interested in a better way of making our society work, give Free For All a read and them make your friends read it. I am.

-Dave

New Show - Ace Frehley Death Watch

2010-11-14T21:44:00.002-05:00

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Dave has come across a lot of things on the internet, including the Bible. Melyssa gives fashion tips in a time machine; thank god for yearbooks. A shout out for the Breast Cancer Coalition pf Rochester! OK, Ace Frehley probably didn't die, but wouldn't it be creepy if he had? What are YOUR Thanksgiving plans?

Music:

Al Tuck - Brother From Another Mother

B.A. Johnston - Hot Nerd

Steve Lukather - Flash In The Pan

Dave Alvin and the Gulity Women - Weight of the World

New Show - Gay Protest Vote

2010-11-07T21:27:00.000-05:00

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Melyssa and Dave dissect the recent election and the fallout. Keith Olbermann, we hardly knew ye. The new voting machines were OK, hopefully every vote was counted. Someone decides to protest a lack of gay rights by not voting. Kind of like protesting rape by cutting off your dick. We also reference the crazy-awesome Tim Wise essay on the elections...check it out.

Music:

Fistful of Mercy - Things Go Round
Tim Robbins and the Rogues Gallery Band - You're My Dare
Kenny Neal - Blind, Crippled or Crazy

I'm A Tea Partier

2010-11-04T12:37:00.000-04:00

I like their voices.

New Show - Biker Bar Fandango

2010-10-24T22:36:00.003-04:00

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We roll out the old gear this week and the show is sounding awesome! Some new music and new stories by the whole gang. Melyssa's dealing with the family Archie Bunker. Jenna's playing biker bars now. Dave gets all political on you. The Rent's 2 Damn High? Howie Hawkins for Governor, MFers! And Stuart tells a joke.

Music:

The Moaners - Bartender's Lament

Kill Henry Sugar - Spinning World

New Show - Biker Bar Fandango

2010-10-24T22:36:00.001-04:00

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Music:

The Moaners - Bartender's Lament

Kill Henry Sugar - Spinning World

New Show - Jesus In My Pants

2010-10-17T17:51:00.000-04:00

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Special guest, Nick "Rags" Redanty, is with us on this week's show. Check out his art at Art By Rags on the Facebook. We talk about art, moustache rides and paranormal chicks. Solomon Burke once made Jenna moist. Someone puts Jesus in Dave's pants. Our new sponsors battle it out.

Music:

Solomon Burke and De Dijk - Don't Despair
Ethan Lipton and his Orchestra - People and Cats
Elvis Costello - The Spell You Cast

New Show - Pot Damaged Eggs

2010-10-10T10:02:00.002-04:00

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Another great show! We have a special guest; Lee Bender is with us to discuss the Make Schools Safe campaign to help LGBT students. Go write you a letter! Dave starts the show with what Melyssa thinks is one of the all-time rants. If you listen to any of the show, listen to this. Dave also has to sit through a video on mary jane...yes...marijuana, that's from the 70's. And don't forget to check out Transgustatory.

Music:

Robert Plant - You Can't Buy My Love
Ronnie Wood - Catch You

New Show - Butternuts The Stripper

2010-10-03T18:42:00.000-04:00

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Make sure you get to see the YouTube Video from Rock The Rickets! You'll have a spanking good time. We discuss the Tyler Clementi suicide and gay high school groups. Dave is getting a second job as a stripper. You will now refer to him as Butternuts. Livonia is so gay. No, really. Everyone in Livonia is gay. Just ask Melyssa. Dave hobnobs with Washington's best.

Music:

Head Roc - Black Babies (radio edit)
Adam Mowery - Calm Down Miss Cherry Hand
Harmonica Slim and Hosea Leavy - Cold Tacos and Warm Beer
Paul Wynn - Shaving Cream

Spanking Video From Rock The Rickets!

2010-09-29T22:10:00.000-04:00

New Show - The Kevin McCracken Show

2010-09-26T23:12:00.002-04:00

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It's the day after Rock The Rickets! A vigantic success. We recap all the action including the spankings, the music, the raffle and more. Huge, wet smooches to everyone who participated. We're thinking about making this a yearly thing...if we can find a charity that will take our dildo money. Dave's new dietary addition has everyone seeing...uh...black. We also have a guest on this week's show - Captain Underpants aka Kevin McCracken. Another highlight of Dave's recent trip to Washington.

Music:

The Saffron Sect - Phosphorous Flash
Elvin Bishop - Neighbor Neighbor

New Show - Old People Orgsams

2010-09-19T12:29:00.002-04:00

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It's the last show before Rock The Rickets! I know we'll see you there! Jenna and Dave go to a Black Wedding. No, Billy Idol wasn't there. There's a birth control dilemma in the house. Jenna's going to take on The Man. Melyssa's orgasms get better with age. We don't know what she's talking about.

Music:
Louis Armstrong - Now You Has Jazz
Ed Cox - Arabian Raves
Lord Of All Fevers And Plagues - Aspergers Girl

New Show - J-Dub In The House

2010-09-12T21:30:00.000-04:00

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That's right. J-Dub is in the M-Fing house! We give an update on Rock The Rickets that will excite and titilate. Halloween plans are in the works, my friend. Then there's crazy ass Phil Davison. Racism...communism...what's the difference. Jenna and Dave take part in the local Labor Day Parade and chaos ensues. And Dave and Jenna snowball on the show. You gotta listen to get it.

Music:

Little Al Thomas - I'm Gonna Buy Me A Politician

New Show - Sister Speak at The Fauxgerty Estate

2010-09-05T20:49:00.000-04:00

This week's show take's place at a private party somewhere in the Southwedge in Rochester, NY. The second half of the show features special guest, Sister Speak doing a great acoustic set. By all means check out their website (http://www.sisterspeakmusic.com) and give them some love! Special thanks to Laura and Lee for inviting us and to the great audience who contributed to the show.

Oh, and we talk about orgasms. Of course.

iPhone bonus content: a bonus song from Sister Speak!

Sex Toy Review: Clone-A-Willy

2010-09-01T21:55:00.000-04:00

Jenna:

Bottom line: when having sex with my boyfriend isn’t an option, I still have his dick. I keep it on my windowsill. It’s gorgeous and it’s like a lit lantern burning from a porch, calling to a longing love. All this, thanks to the Glow in the Dark Clone-A-Willy. Clone-A-Willy is a do-it-yourself dildo making system, equipped with liquid skin and molding powders. It comes in a handy tube that is used later in the molding process to hold said molding goop*. If you want the molding process to go smoothly, I suggest spending some time on the instructions. If you don’t like a mess, I don’t recommend it. There is definitely some clean up involved and for an easily stressed soul, I was not looking forward to it. However, I made the best of it and prepared my little clone studio in my kitchen, covering the windows to spare my neighbors. You know what I forgot while my feathers were getting all in a ruff? I forgot about the fluffing and the fun! A little fluff, and you measure. A little fun, and you mix. From here, you got to get a move on so the mixture doesn’t set before the impressionable penis enters the goop. Excess falls to the floor and you wait. Then fill with more goop, insert vibrator and wait for 24 hours.

Upon unveiling, both you and your penis impersonator will giggle with amazement. “I have that many veins?” he may say. The mold misses some of the best part of your man’s unit, being that it can cover only so much ground. This may surprise, perhaps give your man pause, while he contemplates the gender and sexual stereotypes that our society prescribes. Don’t let him fret and utilize your man’s clone soon after! Personally, I slap a condom on that bad boy, since there were some powdery lumps left behind. Remove bothersome growths with a knife and don’t tell your man that you brought a knife to his clone. More about using condoms with your clone: I was nervous about the chemicals that made up this toy, but according to what I have read the material is an organic thermoset polymer that is actually much safer than many of the adult toys currently on the market. Even better! So, thanks Clone-A-Willy, for a useful tool that I get turned on just by looking at. It looks so familiar…

*The word ‘goop’ is used in the most positive, fun way. Let’s take it back!

Dave:

The Clone-A-Willy is a great concept. I’m glad we were able to try it out. For those who don’t know what this is, it’s a way for you to make a vibrating replica of any penis you have handy…yours, your lover’s, a disinterested 2nd party. But remember this, you cannot do this alone; you need a partner. That being said, whoever is the model for this has to be comfortable enough with the helper (or so damned horny that he doesn’t care) to maintain a good erection throughout the process.

The process isn’t that long, but it’s not the most sexy activity in the world. Now there are ways to make it more sexy. The fluffing I received was both helpful and appreciated…oh, and sexy. The process isn’t all that complicated, you can listen to the audio from the video we put on the show to hear that (in fact, if you haven’t heard it, I insist you go listen to it). It didn’t hurt at all and you do get to stick your junk in some gooey stuff. It looks like the clean up would be a pain, but once the stuff turned into the rubbery substance, it peeled right up, even off of me.

Now comes the strange part…after. For a while, I said that I was cool with auctioning off my junk to the highest bidder with the proceeds going to charity. I still would have. It would have been weird, but a cool thing to do for the show and the charity. But now that we didn’t and I sometimes see it sitting on the windowsill. That’s weird. That’s my dick. On the windowsill. It glows in the dark. That’s my dick. Glowing on the windowsill.

Whomever uses your homemade vibrator, I’d suggest using a condom on it. I’m not saying the stuff that makes the CAW is bad for you, but experts are saying you should probably do it with the commercial toys as well. And dude, it glows in the dark.

So go for the Clone-A-Willy! You will not be disappointed, providing you have a fluffer.
[Special thanks goes out to my fluffer]

NOTE: We will be raffling off a Clone-A-Willy at Rock The Rickets!

New Show - Jenna's Crotchless Panties

2010-08-30T21:23:00.002-04:00

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It's a rock-n-roll life that Jenna leads, complete with crotchless panties and Facebook friend requests left unanswered. Dave spends his weekend covered in bees. Melyssa returns to the eighties and to her man, Jake Ryan. Jenna's Grandma story will have you in tears. You know what a bass is, don't you? Can you say that? Don't? Sure you can. We keep talking about Rock the Rickets! There's more details to check out!

iPhone users: don't forget about the bonus content you get with your Stuart Bedasso iPhone app.

Music:

Dearly Beloved - When Slow Is The New Fast
Sonia And Disappear Fear - Don't Waste My Crime
The Green Hour Band - You May Descend
Albert Castiglia - Cadillac Assembly Line

New Show - Who Wants A Drumkin?

2010-08-22T14:25:00.002-04:00

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Drumkin (n): The act of receiving oral sex while performing air drums. Who wants one? Dave also finds out a little more about his girlfriend than he was expecting. Someone's been a naughty girl. Melyssa finally comes out as the huffer we all knew her to be. She also hob nobs with the fashionistas in the big city. What kind of lunch box did you have? Jenna drinks and it's cute. We have a name for our benefit: Rock The Rickets!

Bonus Content: Melyssa's offspring riffs a bit about Gay Eskimos and Jenna puts her microphone in a special place. Want to hear the BC? You need the iPhone app.

Music:

The Bastard Fairies - Tool For Your Love
Harper - What Are You Gonna Do
The Gaylords - Pansy
Elsa Lanchester - Rat Catcher's Daughter

New Show - Clamato And Waffles

2010-08-15T21:40:00.000-04:00

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Jenna's running the show this week as Dave just plays DJ and Melyssa's in NYC with all the fashionistas. Jenna sings and cries at a wedding, while taking everyone else with her. She also meets a boatload of interesting people along the way. Dave helps out some striking workers at the Mott's plant in Williamson, NY and you should too. Go to www.mottsworkers.org to help. Waffles from a truck give Jenna the hots, so dig her new man at www.yumrunners.com. You can have an Stuart Bedasso iPhone app! Get bonus material from the show, starting with this one. Go to http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-stuart-bedasso-show/id386161131?mt=8

Music:

Dr. John And The Lower 911 - Them
Blind Boy Fuller - What's That Smells Like Fish
Rod McKuen - Bearded Ladies
Pinetop Perkins and Willie 'Big Eyes' Smith - Cut That Out
Tad Robinson - You Name It I've Had It

New Show - How To Pee Outside

2010-08-09T20:45:00.000-04:00

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The gang's all here! Jenna tells us about her camping trip. Ladies, if you want to know how to pee outside, here's your primer. Another summer, another Park Avenue Festival. Dave has a little something for all the suburbanites who slum at the Fest as well as for the Festival facists...I mean organizers. Melyssa rants a little as well, but someone things she's a call girl. No, not a cowgirl, a call girl. Jenna lets us in on her singing secrets. And the big news: A Stuart Bedasso Benefit Party, Saturday, September 25th at Joey's in Rochester. Listen for details!!! It's gonna be the party you always wish you threw!

Music:

Los Lobos - On Main Street
Lee Ritenour - Give Me One Reason
Jasiri X - Just A Minstrel
Ash Grumwald - Hot Mama
Dr. John and the Lower 911 - Only In Amerika

New Show - Follow Nina's Bliss

2010-08-01T21:02:00.000-04:00

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Part Two of our show with special guests Nina Alvarez and Juliette Whiting. Nina advises us to follow our bliss. Hello Stuart! What a shock, we also start talking about vibrators. What's it like to work for yourself? We talk about that. Ghostwriter? I hardly know her. Dave talks about new job and Juliette works for The Man. The things we do for healthcare. Thanks for stopping by Juliette and Nina!

Music:
Andre Williams - Jail Bait
Walter Trout - Hudson Had Help
Mulatu Astatke - Green Africa
The Delmonas - Keep Your Big Mouth Shut
Plants and Animals - Jeans, Jeans, Jeans

New Show - Juliette's Got The Sauce

2010-07-25T21:04:00.002-04:00

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It's crazy town this week. So much show we did two hours. This is part one. Special guests Nina Alvarez and Juliette Whiting tear it up. Juliette knows her sauce. She also dated our new meteorologist, Jive Nacho - and she outs him! Nina was a student of Dave's back in the day so their sexual banter isn't too creepy. Rochester is supposed to be one of the friendliest cities, wanna know which city is the least friendly? Dave shows us how easy it is to get involved in politics by getting petition signatures on the show.

Music:

The Yo-Yo's - The Mole In The Hole
Elk City - Jerks On Ice
Lizzy Parks - Take Care
Mojo Nixon - You Gotta Be Insane To Fly In Small Private Planes
Amazonics - I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

New Show - Clone-A-Willy Review

2010-07-19T15:52:00.003-04:00

Download the Show Here:
http://traffic.libsyn.com/bedasso/TSBS_July_18_2010.mp3

Yep, we finally did it. We cloned Dave's junk courtesy of Babeland. Dave and Jenna talk all about the Clone-A-Willy; how they did it, who did what to whom and how they feel about the experience. Get ready, as the written review will be posted soon. Check the website. Dave has a new job, Jenna's going to be in a Rock Opera and Melyssa entices us with LARPing Orgies. Don't forget your weather forcast from our new meteorologist, Jive Nacho. Another great show from the gang.

Music:

The Girls - I Live Next Door To You
The Moaners - Humid Air
Cyndi Lauper - Early In The Morning
Derek Trucks Band - Get What You Deserve
Bethesda - Puzzles