Thursday, February 16, 2012

Sex Toy Review - Babeland Remote Vibe Panty

I have often wondered how I would like vibrating panties, and when presented with the opportunity to review a pair, I jumped at the chance. 

Dave and I decided to try them out live on the Stuart Bedasso Show one evening.  I was going to have them on, but Dave was going to be in charge of the remote.

So the show watered… at some point, I had forgotten that I had them on and then all of a sudden – BOOM – or maybe it was ZAP.  Dave turned them on.  Needless to say, I jumped.  Dave would let them run for a minute or so and then turn them off…just as I was beginning to focus only on my clitoral stimulation.

Then, near the end of the show, he left them on and yes, a Stuart Bedasso first, I had an orgasm on the show

So now you are asking yourself, how did they get away with that? 

Melyssa did not hear the vibration happening right next to her.  She swore she could not hear a thing. 

Overall, I enjoyed the Babeland Remote Vibe Panties.  It produced a very nice orgasm.  The panties fit pretty well and the egg relatively stayed in place (I had to make one adjustment during the show).  I think the best part of it is the anticipation – letting someone else have the remote, you never know what’s going to happen as there are 4 different vibration settings (pulses and straight out vibrator mode).  If you were to control the vibration yourself, it wouldn’t be as fun.  They’re pretty cool.  

Just a quick warning, the egg does use up the batteries pretty quickly, but vibrating panties are not for everyday use anyway...I think.    – Eve


From the Remote Master:

I had fun doing that show.  If you go back and listen, you may hear the click of the remote in my microphone but it wasn’t totally loud.  You don’t have 100% control as to get to one of the different vibration settings you have to click through the others and there’s no dial so you’re not really sure what you’re setting it to.  I just went by Eve’s facial expressions and body language as to when to turn it on and off and what settings. 

At first I wished that the remote had a longer range, but then I realized that if it did I would probably be opening and closing people’s garage doors all over the neighborhood.  Hell, I may even start messing with someone’s pacemaker.  If you’re in the same room, you should be in good shape. 

So, should you use this in public?  Well, I tried to convince our review to wear them to the movies, but she made an excellent point.  Regular listeners of the podcast know that Eve tends to…uh…make a pretty fantabulous mess when she comes.  So if we were to take the Babeland Remote Vibe Panties to the Cineplex, no one probably would have heard it but there definitely would have been a clean-up in Aisle 5 if you know what I’m saying.  So, if the person who is going to be wearing these bad boys is a squirter, pick your scenarios carefully. 

To sum up: I don’t usually use vibrating panties.  But when I do, I use the Babeland Remote Vibe Panties.  Stay horny, my friends.  -Dave

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