We diss dumbasses who equate natural distasters with "god's will". Melyssa's on Twitter. You know you want to follow her. Merchmyworld, bitches. We bring back Dave's Used Panty Emporium. And how about sex with kids. No, not having sex with kids. Having sex with kids in the house. No, not in the room. Oh, just listen to the damn podcast! And a hearty welcome to our new sponsor: Randy's Smut Shack!