Sunday, March 27, 2011

New Show - Dogs In Trees

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Dave's back out on the campaign trail and this time he sees dogs in trees. Literally. He's also labelled a racist. You be the judge. Melyssa gets a present. A razor. What will she use it on? The jury is out on Edward's Mom. You be the judge. We haven't had so many 'yer mom' jokes since the Keziah days.

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Sex Toy Review - Slimline Vibrator

After numerous sessions with this particular product, both alone and sharing it with a partner, I feel comfortable in sharing my review of the Slimline.
This particular model runs on 2 "c" batteries.  Upon installing and replacing the cap, the vibrator turned on and literally made me jump.  I am not a stranger to the vibrator, or what I fondly call "BOB", but the power of this product startled me.  The initial drawback was the on/off/speed button.  I had a problem keeping BOB  vibrating and often found myself frustrated as I had to keep turning him back on.  The Slimline was quite easy to hold and was able to reach and stimulate all the necessary areas.
The shape of the product made it quite easy to to insert into my vagina, however, it was quite cold at first.  I would suggest putting it into the bed with you for a while before using it or wrapping it with a warm washcloth to warm up the unit so that it is not initially cold upon insertion.  Once inside, it was quite pleasurable as I was able to slip it in and out with ease and hit my spot.  The long shaft made it possible to also stimulate my clit at the same time which intensified the pleasure and ultimate orgasm.  As a woman who enjoys orgasms, and can climax quite easily and intensely; it took no time for this product to get me to my climax.  Besides the long shaft, the tip is designed to vibrate just right against my clit, and ensure that I orgasm multiple times.
Due to the way I am able to orgasm over and over, and the volume of fluid that I excrete, the Slimline slips around a lot.  After a while, due to how wet I get, I stopped feeling the Slimline inside of me.  In order to remedy this situation, I put a condom on the vibrator so that there was a bit more friction happening as I inserted the Slimline inside of me.
All in all, I enjoyed using the Slimline and would recommend this product for someone who is looking to increase the pleasure during masturbation or intercourse.  Again , this product can be used alone or with a partner.   - Eve  (our new guest reviewer)

Sunday, March 20, 2011

New Show - Zombie Strippers

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Melyssa and Edward sit down to a nice, wholesome motion picture...called Zombie Strippers. Enjoy it with the whole family. The latest update on Dickoff Studio. It's coming people, it's coming. (No pun intended) There's soon to be a new Babeland review. Stay tuned. And we talk some local politics as it's almost time for a local election. Do you think Dave's involved? Duh.

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Sunday, March 13, 2011

New Show - Amish Actress

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Julius Erving, gynocologist. Who knew that Dr. J was Melyssa's gynocologist? Not us. Melyssa also does a PSA for everyone with girl parts, or who knows someone that has them. Dave has a problem with incest - he can't get enough of it. Edward discusses his favorite holiday, St. Patrick's Day. We out actress, Susan Gibney as Amish. We hope it doesn't typecast her.

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

New Show - God's Tornado

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We diss dumbasses who equate natural distasters with "god's will". Melyssa's on Twitter. You know you want to follow her. Merchmyworld, bitches. We bring back Dave's Used Panty Emporium. And how about sex with kids. No, not having sex with kids. Having sex with kids in the house. No, not in the room. Oh, just listen to the damn podcast! And a hearty welcome to our new sponsor: Randy's Smut Shack!

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