Wednesday, August 26, 2009

New Show - Hot Jello Love

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_August_26_2009.mp3

This week's special guest:  Alice Cooper!  Alice Cooper like you've never heard him before.  Like a Sexual Santa, Dave brings goodies for all the girls and boys.  Melyssa and Gerry get porn, Keziah gets her buzzy thing and Dave?  Well, Dave will be making love a rubbery piece of jello.  That's right, it's not sex, it's making love...hot jello love.  We're trying to name this thing so if you have a suggestion, let us know.  Melyssa insists that somewhere out there, someone has a Dave fetish.  Yeow.  And we talk about how the corporate parties try to squash democracy.  Why do Democrats hate democracy so much?

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Dark Desire
The Felice Brothers - Where'd You Get the Liquor
Mel Torme - Six Lessons From Madame La Zonga


Update:
Ladies & Gentlemen...ALICE COOPER!!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dave's First Day On The Job

Today was my first day of training for my new job. I brought my lunch. Most people didn't and went out. After eating I went outside to get some air and sun. As I'm meandering around the parking lot, I called a friend who I was supposed to have returned a call to over a week ago. The woman who is as co-worker and whom I didn't see sitting in her car with the window open, pretty much heard me say the following in a very loud fashion:

You know those sex toy reviews we've been doing on the podcasts? (pause) Well, it's gonna be really weird this time. (pause) Well, Melyssa's reviewing porn with her husband, and Keziah's got her own thing...and I have to review a masturbation sleeve. (pause) A MASTURBATION SLEEVE!!! You put your dick in it! (pause) No, I don't think they're providing lube. (pause) That's not the weird part. I still don't know how I'm going to do this still living with the folks. (pause) Dude, it's one thing if I'm in the basement, but my bedroom is actually right next to theirs. (pause) No, I'm not worried about them opening the box, I'm worried about the quick knock and the door opening to tell me dinner's ready.


That was day one of my new job.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

New Show - Jewish Settlers

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_August_19_2009.mp3

Podcast Supersub, Gerry, sits in for Erick who's on the DL with Herpes*. Melyssa does a public service for controlled substance users everywhere...oh, and clowns...she really digs clowns. We reveal that David Copperfield causes global warming. Who knew? Rochester Peeps: Start grooving on Alex White for Mayor. You'll be glad you did. Dave is some kind of Black Spanish Jew. WTF?

*Erick, to the best of our knowledge, is not infected with the herpes, or any other, virus...not that there's anything wrong with that.  It was a joke intended to "encourage" him to not miss any more shows.  Do not point, shun or spread rumors.  Thank you.

Music:

Ecomog - Broke
Logan Lynn - Feed Me to the Wolves
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out
The Enoch Smith Jr. Group - Remembering Rochester

Monday, August 10, 2009

New Chris Rock Movie

This is Chris at his finest...not the usual cheesy crap he does.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

New Show - Erick's Wide Vagina

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_August_5_2009.mp3

Help the Stuart Bedasso Show grow. We have a wish list! Like the Renaissance, sponsor the arts, spread syphilis and eat pasta. Melyssa's gets gay over her son's birthday. Another tribute to Vermont...those bastards. Party in the Parking Lot...good times. Did you know you can stream the show on your cell phone. Get your Stuart Bedasso Ringtone! Great music on the show this week...dig it.

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Make U Move

Storm Large - Eight Miles Wide
Movits! - Tom Jones
Robert Cray - What About Me

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Music and Your Brain

I can't wait for next week's show. We have some awesome music coming up. To get you ready, check out this video (you'll need to have your sound on).

World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.



This makes up for Don't Worry, Be Happy.