Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

New Show - The Smarty Art Podcaster

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Melyssa shows off her arty side. Dave can't paint a wall. We could throw up any number of bumper sticker sayings, but the bottom line is, those Senators in New York State who voted against gay marriage are wankers. Elliot Spitzer's comeback? And all you failed showbiz folks who think podcasts are nice diversions can bite us. Bite us hard and bite us long.

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Kill Henry Sugar - Yankee Talk
The Barbarians - Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl
Lou Courtney - Hot Butter N All pt. 1
The Ravonettes - Last Dance
The Beat Dolls - Forgive Me

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Love Your Help Desk Day

Cute, but I don't know if I've had enough positive experiences with help desks to actually love them.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

New Show - Universal Sign For Balls

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Black Friday came and went, and it was a big gooey mess for Melyssa. Dave - and maybe Erick - have themselves a pimp to get them dates. Back again to the story of really bad wedding gifts. You're welcome. You may like Wegmans' Olive Bar, but someone needs to send them a fashion memo.


Mutant Press - Touching Tongues
Scorpio Rising - Get It Up
Chris Beard - Ten Toes Up
Peg Dolan - Home

Sunday, November 22, 2009

New Show - Obama's Anteater

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The star of today's show is:  Erick!  And what a week he's had.  Loses the girl, yet gains the pussy; went on a cougar hunt, ended up stalking onanistic-pony-tail-guy; AND he's a great uncle.  Dave wished for a race riot and instead just got bad comedy.  Hey kids, stay in school.  That's the only way you can become a Lactation Coordinator.  Trust us.  Erick insists that George Lopez's ass smells of sandalwood.  Who are we to argue. 


Spacelords - A Little Deeper
Joan Osborne - Little Wild One
Fifth Nation - Thanks For The Gametes
The Beat Dolls - You Were Right

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

New Show - Cookies, Pussy and Beer

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Live, in studio, with special guest Steve Gallwey from Chamber 51. Steve joins the crew to talk about Roller Derby, the bamboo myth and more. If you need info on Can Jam 2009, you can go to: Erick's got himself some live-in pussy, we have cookies and beer.  It really doesn't get any better than this. Melyssa's a part of the Best of Rochester poll. Find out for what!


Alessandro Mannarino - Me So Mbicato
Grazyna Lobaszewska i Ergo Band - Past The Piles Of Piles
David Bowie - I Dig Everything
Lady Shelly - Welcome

Sunday, November 8, 2009

New Show - Sex Toy Reviews #3

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Down with the sexy time. Two...uh...thumbs up this time. Dave's got a video on pegging and Melyssa has the two-headed monster. Melyssa got married last weekend. Sorry boys, she's off the market. We look at the Pagans and the scary Creationists. Erick stopped getting mail. We do a hard-hitting expose' on sombreros. Are they Mexican sex toys? And as a public service, we give you expert advice on beating H1N1.

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Dr. Clarke - H1N1 Rap
Julia Nunes - Roles Reversed
Melanie Zipin - My Life Now
The Lobster Quadrille - Honey Babe
Camera Obscura - You Told A Lie

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Sex Toy Review #3

For, any of you out there in internet-land that have been keeping up with the Stuart Bedasso sex toy reviews, may remember that this reviewer is at 0-2 in sex toy funness.  I decided that I certainly did not to make that 0-3, therefore I went with what is generally a safe bet, the vibrator.  So, I went ahead and ordered the Fusion Duality vibrator.  After waiting patiently for my new toy, I was finally greeted with a very sexy looking vibrator in its own tin.  I am an artist and a lover of great design and packaging, and I must say, I was impressed.  Wow, if the packaging alone was turning me on, then getting batteries for this thing ASAP was a must!  Fortunately for me, and the Earth, I had 4 AAA rechargeable batteries at home with this purple vibrator's name on them.

So on to details, it's called a dual-headed massager as it has two different, independently used, vibrating heads.  One is clearly used for g-spot massaging and the other is slightly ribbed for anal pleasures.  My husband and I have recently renewed our vows (I know, awwww) so we thought that was the perfect time to try out the new toy.  Wow.  I will say it again, wow.  Really, wow!  Easy to control, 16 different functions of vibrations and rocked my world.  I've had the infamous "rabbit" before, and this was better.  Ladies (and men who want their ladies to be extra satisfied)....go to Babeland immediately and get this sex toy!


I didn’t realize that Bend Over Boyfriend was actually produced in 1998.  I thought it was a bit odd that Babeland would send out an 11-year-old movie to be reviewed, but who am I to question.  The subtitle of this DVD is A Couple’s Guide to Male Anal Pleasure. 

This movie is good for the following people: guys who have wondered what it would be like to have their asses explored, women who would like to do a dude in the ass or anyone who misses the cheese factor of golden age porn.  Guys who fall into the first or last category have a couple of subcategories: “manly” men who would never admit to anyone that they’d like their starfish tickled, or dudes who don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks about their sexual proclivities and can have adult conversations about their sexuality. 

If you don’t meet any of the criteria, then just stay away from this video.  Don’t point at it.  No, you can’t even look at the cover.  Just walk away.  This video is male-centered.  It talks about and shows guys’ asses.  Not just their cheeks, their booty holes as well.  If you’re an over-compensating, latent homosexual, just back away from this video and keep making faggot jokes with your buddies. 

The movie is mostly a how-to-guide with graphic examples.  No offense to the people involved, but it’s not very stimulating – even the sex scenes.  Your hosts are Carol Queen and her partner Robert Morgan.  I’ve always been a fan of Ms. Queen.  I think her openness about sexuality and willingness to share is sexy.  They convey information about pegging in a light-hearted, but straightforward manner. Though I still don’t know what it means for your prostate to feel “voluptuous.” Any guy who is willing to consider taking a strap-on from the little woman will find this movie useful.  And they also do a pretty decent demonstration.  I’d say their exhibition was the hottest of the bunch.

The video production had an 80’s vibe, while the other performers were straight out of the 70’s.  This is where the golden age cheese comes in.  Except for the hosts, there were two other couples.  They all were really bad actors.  When I say bad, I’m mean bad-even-for-porn-bad.  There are so-called amateur porn actors who look like Meryl Streep compared with these cats.  But all of them, except one, were likable to the point that you were OK with their lack of acting talent.

But long haired guy has to go.  I don’t know this dude’s name, but he was the creepiest naked person I’ve ever seen.  He’s probably creepy with his clothes on, too.  I know, I know.   He’s somebody’s son, but that doesn’t mean I need to see him take it in the ass.  I’m sorry, but I have to vent about creepy guy…lose the cock ring, do something about that ponytail and stop shaking your junk. 

To sum up, Bend Over Boyfriend is a good place to start if you’re looking to expand your horizons as well as your anus.  I would be curious to compare it to more contemporary versions, as there are now warnings about certain toys that are still made with phalates.  As a public service, if Babeland offers the other videos for review, I’ll take one for the team…uh…so to speak.  [UPDATE: That's creepy guy on the cover.]

{Hear the audio review at:}

Sunday, November 1, 2009

New Show - Sexy Time With David Duchovny

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Melyssa's got something going on in her inhaler. One hit and she's randy for David Duchovny. It almost spread to the rest of us. Melyssa and Dave to go a benefit and see a bunch of hair cover bands. There's not good stuff in what we call our food. Beaver Anal Glands? Who decided that was a good idea? Dave messes up a job interview and one of his students pulls off a Michael Jackson impersonation - complete with crotch grab.


The Yo-Yo's - The Mole In The Hole*

Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career
Madness - Forever Young
Simone - Love Me Or Leave Me
Melanie Zipin - What Does It Mean

*Warning: this song will never, ever leave your head. Be prepared. Go to for video of the song.

Video for the Mole In The Hole

Sunday, October 25, 2009

New Show - Bringing Colored Back

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Live from the Sports Page, it's the Halloween Show! Pseudo-scary music to thrill you! In a totally WTF moment...Melyssa brings "colored" back. Still not sure why. Dave unleashes the next set of sex toys to be reviewed. Melyssa's is pretty and Dave's is scary. New job and banking adventures for Dave. The gang tries to figure out why things are improved when it just ain't necessary.


The Upperclassmen - Cha Cha With The Zombies

Mr. Fab - Cannibal Zombie Mob
The Johnson Brothers - Zombie Lou
Nightmares - The Headless Ghost
The A-Bones - Devil Dance
The Goldstars - Halloween Hell

Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Danny Schayes Lounge

While listening to The Stuart Bedasso Show, relax in the Danny Schayes Lounge by Broyhill.

Each hair has been harvested directly from former NBA center, Danny Schayes.  They caress your skin making you feel refreshed and leaving with you with a healthy glow. (Goggles and sweatbands not included)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Keep Erick Off The Street

Buy this shirt from T-Shirt Hell banner on the right and we get a few pennies to keep Erick off the street.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

New Show - Asthma Sex

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Erick and Melyssa give us a primer on how asthmatics can have sex. H-O-T! Dave meets the girl of his dreams...his racist, gun-toting, lutefisk-eating dreams. He may need a safe house. Mike Tyson cries on the Oprah. Like any of us, he just needs a hug. Erick and Melyssa are ass...uh people. What does Dave like? Boobs, Rochester, boooooooob-sa!


The Relations - Puddin -n- Tang

Digital Underground - The Odd Couple
Julia Nunes - Maybe I Will
The Lobster Quadrille - A Man's Bound To Suffer
Ecomog - In The Air

Sunday, October 11, 2009

New Show - War Protest Goes Bad

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Dave participate in a war protest and the Rochester Police start cracking heads. Hear Dave's description. Really? Obama won what? Erick calls for Kanye West to be invited to the ceremony. Melyssa's a bit hungover, but she's still bringing the sexy. Rosa Clemente was in town. The good, the bad and the ugly. Dave has a physical and doesn't get kissed after. Figures.

Here are links to the video we talked about:
War Protest:
Post Protest Intimidation:


Dead Prez - Walk Like A Warrior
Clydie King - Ain't My Stuff Good Enough
Primal Scream - Urban Guerillas
Disasternauts - My Dad's The Heat

Sunday, October 4, 2009

New Show - A Dead Bird For You

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Dave leaves a dead bird for Marc Maron and gets yelled at. Bad dog! Bad dog! Rosa Clemente comes to Rochester and talks to college students, and influences the show. Melyssa's getting a little sax. And who really gives a dump about the Olympics? Doesn't Obama have more important things to work on? Ahhh, remember the good old days when artists would sample porn into their music? Fishbone, Whitee, Devo, et al. No longer.


Charlie Watts Orchestra - Stompin At The Savoy

Juanita And The Rabbit - We Live In A Motherfucking Van
Willie Mitchell - Bum Daddy
The Congos - Keep On Knocking
Skip James - All Night Long

Sunday, September 27, 2009

New Show - No Five Second Rule Here

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Pegging: (v) a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. (via wikipedia) Then the show goes downhill from there. We discuss the G20 protests and The Man's reaction to protests in general. How 'bout a little sled hockey! Dave almost gets fired...again. If you ever go to Erick's house, whatever you do, DON'T eat the salami. Yet another Michael Moore rant. And we actually plug other podcasts. Yes, they do exist.


Betty Harris - Trouble With My Lover

Juanita and the Rabbit - Kick You Outta My Head
Makana - A Touch of Deviance
Texas Sheiks - Blues In The Bottle
Nick Lowe- Nutted By Reality
The Invictas - Finger Lickin' Good

Sunday, September 20, 2009

New Show - Baby Makin' Time

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Yes, it's baby makin' time. We've got everything we need. Baby makin' music, a mandle, our shots are updated. We're good to go! We also discuss the health care debate and male cheerleaders...though not together. Grillz are re-visited as well as the Green Party. Special shout out to Melyssa's husband who unchained Melyssa from the radiator to let her do this week's podcast.


Bob Bovee - Which Side Are You On
Makana - As The World Tunes
Texas Sheiks - Don't Sell It, Don't Give It Away
Mississippi Sheiks - The World Has Gone Wrong
Cymande - Getting It Back

Erick's Mandle

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

New Show - Sex Toy Reviews #2

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You've been patient and now the time is here. Our second batch of sex toy reviews. Sadly, Melyssa and Dave are the curmudgeons of sex toys. Dave's encounter turns slapstick. Stuart goes off on those who think our President is indoctrinating children. Dave gets politically cockblocked. What's up with those child molesters ruining things for the rest of us?

Go to to read the text versions of Melyssa's and Dave's reviews and see the video of Leslie Hall's song. Watch it at your own risk.


Leslie Hall - Blame The Booty
Cab Calloway - A Smooooth One
Anuhea - I Just Want You Around
The Mighty Diamonds - Go Seek Your Rights

Blame The Booty - Live!

Watch at your own risk!

Sex Toy Review #2

Velvet Thrust (by Melyssa) - To start out this review, I watched it at the computer without my husband. He was in the room next door watching something else, but I informed him, if it was anything good, I would "let him know." Nudge nudge, wink wink. I decided I could do a fairer review, if left on my own. So with pencil and paper in hand, I started the movie. Right from the start, I could tell that this was probably not going to be my type of porn. First of all, it tried to have a plot and an innane one at that. It centers around this really "hoppin'" night club called Velvet Thrust. The owner and the rest of the male clientel are supposedly the hottest men in the city and they want to get it on!

The first scene is the man in the shower scene. This is when I noticed my official new mega turn-off...a man with a landing strip. It is my belief that men, like women, should keep the pubic area nicely trimmed, as we all can all appreciate the gesture when going south on your partner. But a landing strip should be one of those things that only females can do, like giving birth. The one honarable mention I will give is that his partner had a lovely natural looking body and a clit ring. I think I may have pointed that out to my husband as we were laughing about the guy's pube issue.

The next scene was one of those scenes to attempt a plot. The ladies were at Thrust and checking out the men and the action. I feel it was probably a waste of money just to get to the sex. One might think that I hate plots in porn, but that is not the case. If it's somewhat creative or artistically interesting or really really bad (but in a good way), then I do enjoy a plot. This one was just boring.

The next few scenes were pretty much just as exciting as the first one, if only with a few twists. One was on a roof with a couple and another woman by herself. The man had trouble keeping it up at times. It made me wonder if he was gay and just doing this to pay off a habit. It also made me appreciate more the "grower" as opposed to the "shower" because then at least, you would know he was into you, for real. And as much as I laughed at the landing strip guy, I was more appalled at the "no pubic hair at all" guys, which were all the rest of them.

The last scene worth mentioning is the car scene. It started out promising, even though they were clearly on a set, in a car, with barrels burning in the background. Whatever. The guy wasn't bad looking, in spite of my pubes issue. And he put a condom on, which was clearly ribbed for her pleasure. Safe sex=good. However, the scene was really a mutual masturbation scene, so I'm guessing the ribbed was for HIS pleasure? Either way, it was the best scene in the movie. At least it was different than the rest of the film, which was really just soft core porn only with penetration and pussies.

The claim of the producers of this movie, is that this is a pornographic film for women who love and enjoy men. But I really don't know any women personally that would have been into these men. They look like young, young men that were fooled into believing a male ideal that I think barely exists. An idea that women want men with no hair on their bodies, no pubes and tramp stamps. I felt slightly insulted at this notion of "male beauty" at the hands of the porn industry. And I felt embarrassed for the male actors.

In conclusion, this video did not cater to the type of porn that my husband and I enjoy watching together. It's what I would call "vanilla porn" and I did not get the one that's all natural with vanilla bean. This was the artificial flavoring kind. But if you are gay and want to see straight porn, just for fun, this one might appeal to you, as the male actors looked more the "gay for pay" type. Or if you want to spice up your sex life and your lady has never seen a pornographic film before, this would seem a safe bet.

Blossom Sleeve (by Dave) - The box calls my little friend the Succulent Blossom, but on you’ll find it known as the Blossom Sleeve.  It’s called this because of the “pretty bloom at the entrance” that the box calls “teasing petals”.  If by teasing, you mean having sloppy, drunk sex, then I guess the Blossom Sleeve is your thing. 

Mine was a teal-colored sleeve made of TPR Plastic, also known as Thermoplastic Elastomer.  It was rubbery.  When we broke it out on the show a couple of weeks ago, I didn’t see how I was going to get little Dave into the hole I was left with, but it was pretty darn stretchy.  And that may be the problem with the Blossom Sleeve.  There really wasn’t much sensation that was caused by the sleeve.  I really thought of it as if you went out drinking and hooked up.  You didn’t drink so much that you couldn’t get it up, but you drank too much that you really didn’t feel anything.  And if that’s the case, I’d at least like some boobies to play with. 

Oh, and another thing.  Maybe it was the lube I was using (Maximus), but the Blossom Sleeve and lube make for a comic combination.  As we’ve talked about on the show, I’m averagely endowed and this thing went flying off little Dave a couple of times.  And you know what they say, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.  Try explaining THAT to the optimologist.  “Hey Doc…have you ever had really drunk sex?”  There’s some potential for an airborne Blossom Sleeve.

In these difficult economic times, I just can’t recommend you spending your money on the Blossom Sleeve. 

Thursday, September 3, 2009

New Show - Orgasm Nazi

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This week, we taped at The Sports Page in Rochester, NY! Dave is the dictator of all orgasms, but he still can't talk Canadian. For some reason we discuss Erick's cooch, cool teachers, and flirty/creepy facebook comments. It's agreed...Democrats are douchebags and Chuck Schumer is their douchebaggy king. Ted Kennedy died and the world kept on going...for now.


Argon 40 - When The Words Don't Come
Bukka White - Shake Em On Down
Logan Lynn - Burning Your Glory
Almost September - Do You Hear What I Hear

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

New Show - Hot Jello Love

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This week's special guest:  Alice Cooper!  Alice Cooper like you've never heard him before.  Like a Sexual Santa, Dave brings goodies for all the girls and boys.  Melyssa and Gerry get porn, Keziah gets her buzzy thing and Dave?  Well, Dave will be making love a rubbery piece of jello.  That's right, it's not sex, it's making jello love.  We're trying to name this thing so if you have a suggestion, let us know.  Melyssa insists that somewhere out there, someone has a Dave fetish.  Yeow.  And we talk about how the corporate parties try to squash democracy.  Why do Democrats hate democracy so much?


Daniella Cotton - Dark Desire
The Felice Brothers - Where'd You Get the Liquor
Mel Torme - Six Lessons From Madame La Zonga

Ladies & Gentlemen...ALICE COOPER!!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dave's First Day On The Job

Today was my first day of training for my new job. I brought my lunch. Most people didn't and went out. After eating I went outside to get some air and sun. As I'm meandering around the parking lot, I called a friend who I was supposed to have returned a call to over a week ago. The woman who is as co-worker and whom I didn't see sitting in her car with the window open, pretty much heard me say the following in a very loud fashion:

You know those sex toy reviews we've been doing on the podcasts? (pause) Well, it's gonna be really weird this time. (pause) Well, Melyssa's reviewing porn with her husband, and Keziah's got her own thing...and I have to review a masturbation sleeve. (pause) A MASTURBATION SLEEVE!!! You put your dick in it! (pause) No, I don't think they're providing lube. (pause) That's not the weird part. I still don't know how I'm going to do this still living with the folks. (pause) Dude, it's one thing if I'm in the basement, but my bedroom is actually right next to theirs. (pause) No, I'm not worried about them opening the box, I'm worried about the quick knock and the door opening to tell me dinner's ready.

That was day one of my new job.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

New Show - Jewish Settlers

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Podcast Supersub, Gerry, sits in for Erick who's on the DL with Herpes*. Melyssa does a public service for controlled substance users everywhere...oh, and clowns...she really digs clowns. We reveal that David Copperfield causes global warming. Who knew? Rochester Peeps: Start grooving on Alex White for Mayor. You'll be glad you did. Dave is some kind of Black Spanish Jew. WTF?

*Erick, to the best of our knowledge, is not infected with the herpes, or any other, virus...not that there's anything wrong with that.  It was a joke intended to "encourage" him to not miss any more shows.  Do not point, shun or spread rumors.  Thank you.


Ecomog - Broke
Logan Lynn - Feed Me to the Wolves
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out
The Enoch Smith Jr. Group - Remembering Rochester

Monday, August 10, 2009

New Chris Rock Movie

This is Chris at his finest...not the usual cheesy crap he does.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

New Show - Erick's Wide Vagina

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Help the Stuart Bedasso Show grow. We have a wish list! Like the Renaissance, sponsor the arts, spread syphilis and eat pasta. Melyssa's gets gay over her son's birthday. Another tribute to Vermont...those bastards. Party in the Parking Lot...good times. Did you know you can stream the show on your cell phone. Get your Stuart Bedasso Ringtone! Great music on the show this week...dig it.


Daniella Cotton - Make U Move

Storm Large - Eight Miles Wide
Movits! - Tom Jones
Robert Cray - What About Me

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Music and Your Brain

I can't wait for next week's show. We have some awesome music coming up. To get you ready, check out this video (you'll need to have your sound on).

World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.

This makes up for Don't Worry, Be Happy.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Public Enemy #1

This is the segment on Colbert Melyssa was talking about. What a punk!

New Show - Mens For Sale!

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We covered a lot this week! Melyssa's got her some mens for sale. Come one, come all! We talk with the Jesus Street Team, but we find that actions speak louder than words. Don't masterhate, masturbate! Amy Fisher does porn. Well, it's about time. Dave's visited by the ghost of dishwashing past. We have a way for all you neocons to legally get rid of Obama...move to Hawaii and secede! We'll help you pack.


Chamber 51 - The Man
Julie London - How Come You Do Me Like You Do?
Li'l Ze' - Built to Ride

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Shatner Does Palin

Wow. If only we had the kind of resources like this on our show...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Nellie McKay

We played this song on the show a while back. She sure is purdy.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

New Show - Gay Pride Parade

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This is the gayest podcast ever! OK, now that I got that out of my system... we set up a table at the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and hilarity ensued. Check out the chick with the funky shoes, the grammar police and a whole lot more. One of the best parts of the day was when the suburban folks showed up not realizing it was the pride parade. Both Melyssa's and Dave's family stops by and shows that even little kids are down with the gay. No music for this week, just feather boas and balls in pantyhose.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Gay Pride Parade

Hello Rochester Peeps!

It was great meeting all of you and feeling the love at today's Gay Pride Parade & the after-party. We did a show at the parade and we'll be posting it on our usual Wednesday afternoonish time slot, so feel free to explore the site, old shows, links, etc and come back in a few days to hear the show. Thanks, again!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

New Show - Sex Toy Reviews #1

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They're finally here! Our first round of sex toy reviews. The good, the bad and the kinda hot. You can read the text at the website (, but the show has added features, like Dave doing Alec, doing Clint, reading Keziah's review. Dave and Melyssa discuss old porn and new porn. Keziah reviews the movie Bruno. And next on the Celebrity Tragedy Watch: Paul Reubens. Watch out, Pee-Wee.

Don't forget to come down to the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and say hi to the gang. We're taping the next show at the corner of Park and Goodman (Parkleigh) from 4-5pm on Saturday, July 18th. Heck, we'll put you on the show.


David Gerard - Postman
Hotel Reverie - Out Of Luck
Moxie Fruvous - Kick In The Ass

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Sex Toy Review #1

Date Night and a Dildo

When Stuart said the dildo was in the mail, I was super excited and promptly waited by the mailbox for days, frightening the mailman into racing to and from the mailbox as fast as he can. Finally after what felt like an eternity, the dildo arrived! My very own Spine Tingler was here! I decided the best option was to put it carefully on my girlfriend’s pillow and wait for her to get home, a long wait when you have a new toy. Her reaction was absolutely worth it, however, as she came racing back downstairs and announced we were having Date Night!

Unfortunately, our enthusiam led us to rousing, long sex and we forgot about the dildo all together. Whoops. It sat, forlorn on our bedside counter, forsaken in its purple glory.

We did get around to a second chance the next night, swearing earnestly that we would make sure to include our new friend in the fun! This we managed, and let me tell you it was so worth it. Now, even though I AM a lesbian, somehow I have made it this far in my sexual career without ever fucking with a dildo…. Don’t ask how this is, I don’t know. So, it was with trepidation that I chose a dildo to review first, but I figured I should just jump in and get wet….. so to speak. I picked the Spine Tingler because it was on the small end but seemed to have a shape that would lead to fun. Thank you, dildo gods, cause it was super hot sex. Just the right size and shape, this toy was the perfect starter size. We enjoyed the hell out of that little toy and since it is waterproof we have big hot-tub plans for it next week on vacation. -Keziah

At first I wasn’t sure how to review this…straight guy reviewing lesbian porn. After thinking about it way too much, I just decided to do it not as a straight guy, but as me…well, yeah, a straight guy who’s interested in more than the average corporate porn. So… Champion. Quick background: Champion was directed by Shine Louise Houston of Superfreak (good porn) and Crash Pad fame. Champion won Movie of the Year at the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards. The movie stars Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, Dylan Rion, Dallas & Madison Young.

Warning! There is plot. Yep, plot. Syd’s character is an ultimate fighter along with Dallas, her nemesis. Syd’s a bit dysfunctional, but goes around down in good dyke-fashion, banging everything that moves, while drinking whiskey from the bottle. She does, Jiz Lee, & Madison Young, Jiz Lee & Dallas in that order. Her fight with Dallas is coming up and she’s being told to take a dive or else she’d be outed as a gay. I would have gone with a different reason for making her take a dive. No one really cares if an ultimate fighter is a lesbian…it’s not like she was trying to be…a nanny or something.

The sex scenes are hot, but not for the “normal” porn reasons. There are no gay-for-pay looking chicks here with big hair and long fingernails who almost look like they’re interested. These actors are pretty dykey. So fellas…and ladies, if you’re looking for some beach bimbo to fake moan, you’re not going to get it here. There are strap-ons, tattoos, a few piercings (though not many, thank you), the occasional hairy leg and a serious transvestite. It’s not your father’s porn, get it? But everyone in the movie seems to really be enjoying the sex, and to me, that’s what porn should be about.

Hot sex: I like Jiz Lee, Dallas and Dylan Rion. I would pay to watch & Madison Young read a newspaper…an old newspaper. Syd Blakovich is good for the lead role and was an able…uh…cocksperson, but she didn’t give my brand new pants a brand new happy fit. Vanilla porn fiends, this isn’t for you. People who like to see…uh…alt-sex, go to town on Champion.

Oh…I can’t in good conscience do this review without mentioning this...I appriciate that this wasn’t the biggest budgeted movie in the world. I actually dug the camera work. There were a lot of hot, close-up shots without being gynocological. But the music, especially during the second Syd / Jiz encounter. No, no, no! It was solo percussion that sounded like a community college African dance troup. It wasn’t hot, it didn’t bring drama. It actually pissed me off, it was so bad. It overwhelmed what would have been a really good scene. Straight Guy, out. -Dave

For my first adult toy review I wanted to write a scream inducing orgasm of tale. A tale that would produce within me the "creative juices" that would rock my readers and listeners worlds. This is not that tale. The Betty Jo, even upon first looking at it, looked like something you might hook up a small battery to, like one of those kid’s Jeeps that go less than 3 miles an hour. But the rabbit looking tip that was to bring me to clitoral ecstacy seemed promising. The good expectations ended there once we got it on, after much lube. That was a must, as was written on the packaging. The first thing I noticed, is that is was hard to keep it in place. We tried varying positions, but most didn't work well. I think we finally decided that the woman on top in a seating position was best, but it still wasn't rocking our worlds. The other issue is that the cock ring part was rather large. Full on vaginal penetration was not going to happen with this apparatus. The point of a cock ring is to be under the balls, to get the most of your member out there. This wasn't going to do that without breaking or being painful, in a bad way. The point, I thought of this toy, was to enjoy a "hands free" experience so you could possibly touch other naughty bits on yourself or partner. With all the work it took to try to figure it out, we ended taking it off and enjoying ourselves without it. The good news is, we used rechargeable batteries, so we can save them for the next review.
- Melyssa

Friday, July 10, 2009

Lord and Lady Douchebag

For some reason, the whole thing isn't on the YouTube. But here's 20 seconds of it...just for those who doubt it's existence.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

New Show - Erick's Bidet

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Erick couldn't make it tonight, but sent us a message via satellite. It was an inspiration to us all. Stuart is down-right creepy. Last week, he told Joyce DeWitt to be careful and...BAM! DWI and a really sad mug shot. More celebrity deaths, Adam West soft-core porn, Serena Williams dresses like a drag queen (stop it, Serena) and Melyssa is asked to defend Finland. Stuart wants Victoria Vox and Violet Blue to be at his memorial...good luck, Dude. We talk about getting the theme from the show as a ringtone, but the web people are still "reviewing" it for copyright issues. Stay tuned.


The Hattie Cook Band- Atlantic
Joell Ortiz featuring Styles P - We Can Do It
Hotel Reverie - Narcoleptic Fits
The Enfields - She Already Has Somebody
Hey Bulldog - If I Was Your Man

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Happy "Independence" Day

This is an hour long, but it will tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about this great country of ours.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Big Cheese!

This works on so many levels. Michael's nickname is Cheese. He's Puerto Rican. This is a knife. That's all you need to know.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

New Show - No Lube For Melyssa

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We're obligated to talk about all the celebrities who died in the last week. Melyssa thinks Tony Little's bumping them all off. We're probably the only ones who paid tribute to Fred Travelena. That's a good thing, right? Farrah blasphemy at a yard sale leaves Dave in a huff. Erick gets a! Dave has to look for blueball clip art for our new sex toy rating system. Dave and Melyssa have become party planners on the cheap. And it seems that one of is a bit more moist than the others. Tune in to find out who it is. Here's that Cynthia McKinney link. We hope she and all the others on the humanitarian mission are OK.


Sammy Davis Jr Band - Slap
Mambo Kings - Una Manana
Ecomog - Fat Man
Albert and Gage - Say Yes To Love
Dennis Brown - Revolution

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

New Show - The Craigslist Experiment

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Welcome to The Stuart Bedasso Show's Craigslist Experiment. In order for Dave to fully participate in reviewing sex toys with the rest of the crew, we posted an ad for a...uh...helper. We wrote the ad on the show and it's been posted here. Melyssa has a Godhusband. Boys, get in line to be next. Happy Birthday, Marcus! Melyssa's annoyed by Obama's smoking bill and she doesn't smoke, we briefly discuss Dave's package and Erick tells the story of his friend with the swinging Dad. Happy Father's Day! RIP Ed McMahon. And it's the thrilling conclusion of Seduction!


Charles Hamilton and MC Lyte - New York City Girl
Albert and Gage - Does She Have a Future With Me
Monty Python - Finland
Primal Scream - Get Your Rocks Off

Sex Toy Craiglist Ad it is. You can hear the development of this ad on the new show, posted tomorrow. Enjoy.

Wanted: Sex Toy Buddy

Wanted: an assistant to participate in a social experiment. I do a weekly podcast and we have been given the opportunity to review sex toys for a national company. I need a partner to try various products they offer. You do not have to be on the show, but you need to be willing to share your opinion on the things we use. There will be safe, sexual contact between you and I. No strings attached and you get to keep most of the things we use. Drug and disease free, please. Of course, we should meet first (Java's, Spot or bar of your choice is fine).

Feel free to check out the podcast before you respond to this post. If you listen to the last few weeks of the show, you'll know this is a legit offer.

The Stuart Bedasso Show

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Oh My God!

I don't even know what this song is supposed to be, but it's too funny anyway!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

New Show - Dave's Battle With Tourettes

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Dave battles tourettes and appears to be losing. He loses his sex toy buddy and declares that his friend with benefits has too big of a co-pay. Erick professes his love of the "rub and tug." We're not sure, but we think Melyssa dated a pimp back in the day. The weirdest installment yet of Seduction is also on tap. We're all disappointed in David Letterman. No need to was a good joke. Oh yeah, and Dave's out of a job, again. Anyone need a pool boy?


Two Guitars Clash - Way The World Works
Marc Maron - Fine
The Pleasure Seekers - What A Way To Die
Holly Cole Trio - Smile
Taj Mahal - Woulda Coulda Shoulda

Thursday, June 11, 2009

New Show - Cheryl Ladd's Panties

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You say it's your birthday? It's Melyssa's birthday, too. Yeah. She also recounts her family outing to New York City and brings back presents for Erick and Dave. Erick won't wear panties, but Dave would like to get into Cheryl Ladd's. The latest update on Sex Toy reviews...the cock ring's in the mail.


Anuhea - Right Love, Wrong Time
Alton Ellis and The Heptones - Only Sixteen
The Job - Ten Times
Titus Turner - People Sure Act Funny

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

New Show - Nasty Employment Counselor

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This show features special guest, Steve Benz who has a beer for each wheel on his vehicle. Dave used to do that, but had to stop when he got that 18-wheeler. But he does make a very nasty employment counselor; pray you don't get him or you'll wind up turning tricks at the bus station. We talk about edumication once again and we're waiting for The SIMS: Parents' Basement Edition. Keziah's one angry...uh...she's angry. And there's a HUGE announcement about the future of the show. Don't miss it!


Sammy Davis Jr Band - Some Things Never Change
The Hattie Cooke Band - Never Go Away
Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive - The Pancake Theory
Marc Maron - Not A Sports Guy

Sunday, May 31, 2009


Sad thing is...I can't even post this on the Facebook because they've seemed to have bit the dust in the last 3 days.

Anyway, I have to admit, I wish I wrote this.

Cockwow video

You have to scroll down a bit to get the actual video...NSFW.


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

New Show - Moist...Like Pie

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Music is back on tap! We hang with the funny, but talk about gay marriage and the upcoming Supreme Court justice battle. There's new pictures up on the Facebook, MySpace and website. Go check 'em out. And this weeks marks the actual debut of Stuart Bedasso himself! Well, sort of.


The Job - Fighting, Fucking and Cars

Irene Kral - Rock Me To Sleep
The ID - Don't Think Twice
Sonia Bettencourt - John Doe
Marc Maron - Hate Cakes
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Walk Right Through

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm

Enjoy, you pig lovers!

What's Happening!

No, not the TV show. We have some cool stuff coming up...

*It looks like Stuart is going to start making actual appearances on the show. Yes, he is in the witness protection program, but we have a way around that. WE'll give it a try on the next show and see how he does.

*It looks like it's time to start bringing on the guests. It seems that we have guests booked up for the next 2 shows. And we're hoping for more.

*We finalized our vision for the sex toy show. Melyssa and Dave have already started to get details finalized, we have a...uh...vendor (?) and we're all stoked. We're trying to set it up at a popular local watering hole so stay tuned.

*Speaking of sex toys, we're also working on setting up a new weekly segment that is sex toy-based. Hopefully we'll have an announcement within the next week. In the meantime - buy some stuff from Babeland!.

*This picture is the result of an evening of drinking.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

New Show - Ron Jeremy & Luncheon Meat

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Well, HERE'S something different. Dave forgot to bring a simple little cord. What does that mean? No music for you! An all talk format for this week's show...and we're back to the Wednesday uploads. What will Dave do with his weekends now?

What do Ron Jeremy and luncheon meat have in common? More sex toy stories. Erick's bringing the sexy! And a whole lot more! 

[Dave's already packed his cord for next week, so more music and the continuation of the Seduction! serial.]

Hey! They raised our our rates to keep our podcast online. Go buy a t-shirt or something.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

New Show - Keziah's Return pt. 2

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And now....the rest of the story. We kept the mics on for another hour to make sure we got all that creamy Keziah goodness. OK, that was a bit graphic, but you get the point. Keziah would go straight for Anderson Cooper, somebody woke Grandpa Rodriguez, and Dave's past may finally catch up with him...even though he doesn't have a past. Don't fret, we'll get back into the Seduction! serial next week.

The Stuart Bedasso Store!


AJ Croce - Bury Me Standing
Rose Davis - Sittin and Drinkin
Ruby James - The Words Goodbye
The Frank Chickens - We Are Frank Chickens

Sunday, May 10, 2009

New Show - Keziah's Return pt. 1

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This is a can't miss show, folks. Keziah's live in studio! Mike's in the house! The gang's all here. If we could just fly Jill up, we'd be all set, but Dave would lose it due to technical difficulties. We actually went two hours, so here's part one. We discuss the Lesbian Wingman, cougars vs. yaks and get a little scatological. Rumor has it there's a party in Mike's pants. And don't forget the new Obama Tramp Stamp. Ask for it by name.


Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Pockets
Ella Fitzgerald - Fascinating Rhythm
Jill Sobule - Nothing To Prove
The Boots - I Don't Like It

Sunday, May 3, 2009

New Show - Blitzer's Beard

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Happy Cinco De Mayo!  Erick's in full force. Wolf Blitzer's beard is a weapon of mass destruction. The lovely and talented Zuza throw a party and Dave and Erick give the recount. Dave goes above and beyond to keep someone from falling off the wagon...ironically. I always feel like...somebody's watching meeeeee... Give it up for Texual Chocolate!


Gonzalo Brown - No Vamos A Cambiar De Bando

MC Lyte / Queenpen - Brooklyn II
El Ka Bong - Travellers Calling
Ruby James - Everything Good Goes Away

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Arlen Specter...yawn.

Actually, this may be a good thing, but not for the reason you may think.

OK, so Arlen Specter switches to the Democratic party. Now the Democrats have no excuses. They have the clear majority in the house and a filibuster-proof margin in the Senate. That's it. No more excuses NOT to get stuff done.

Now, they won't do dick. But when they don't, TRUE progressives need to get off their asses and go third party. It's really that simple.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

New Show - More Cushin For The Pushin

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We start our series on Seduction... It took a 14-year-old to confirm it, but we already knew that Keziah has a sweet ass....I mean eyes. Stuart gets dissed by a teenager...the little teabagging whore. Bea Arthur is dead and so is Marilyn Chambers, but that douchebag, Rod Drheher, lives about no justice. Where can a brother get a patch job?


AJ Croce - You've Said Too Much
Jill Sobule - San Fransico
Rex Garvin and the Mighty Cravers - Raw Funky

San Fransico Video

Guy Who Should Be Kicked In The Nads of the Week

We'll definitely be talking about this douchebag on the show later today.

Two Women, Two Paths


Monday, April 20, 2009

New Show - Dave's Reporter Fetish

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Dave and Melyssa go on a field hear the lovely and talented Zuza Szewczyk, and Melyssa knows way more than Dave about the music thing. We confirm it...Dave has a weird reporter fetish. The new object of his affection? Ana Marie Cox. But he's still waiting for that call from Connie Chung. Keziah kicks a little kid's ass...well, sorta.

The Stuart Bedasso Show: Bold, yet Ostentatious!


The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Pow'ful 'Merka

Golem - Come To Me
El Ka Bong - Hangover Sunday
The Mouse Outfit - Dig This

Friday, April 17, 2009

We Must Prosecute Torturers

Blah, blah, blah...teabag whatever you want, but does your god, president or whatever endorse this? We really should just drop this? Really? Suppose it was your family who was tortured this way...would you feel the same?