Sunday, December 28, 2008

New Show - Dave in Rochester

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_December_28_2008.mp3

The Stuart Bedasso Show is back in Rochester! Stuart's back in Moose Jaw so Dave's by himself for the last show of 2008. Next year brings a new crew to the show. But in the meantime - Dave has a lousy plane ride. He's enjoying the quaint comforts of the city of Rochester...red hots, asparagus and rice and beans. He's also looking for a new ride and a good time on New Years...who isn't?



Music:

Epitafh - Ask Somebody
Little Archie- I'm a Carpet
BrownChicken BrownCow String Band - Lily
MC Lyte - 16, 17, 18
Porter - Poke Him With Tacks
Meryn Cadell - The Sweater
Spider - The Clearing
SheedyFrost - Fly Against the Sun (live)
Randy Brecker - Oriente
Kellye Gray - If You Never Come to Me

Monday, December 22, 2008

New Show - It's Jesus' Birthday, Right?

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_December_21_2008.mp3

Jesus Christ! It's an all Jesus show! It's the Stuart Bedasso version of Life of Brian. All our songs "celebrate" the birth of....a fairy tale, I guess. Dave leaves Maui in a couple of days so it's Jill's last official show...she doesn't need us, she has gardening! It's Global Orgasm Day! Jill hasn't celebrated, but Dave? Dave's last day of school was a tear-jerker. Hey fatties, check out Bow Chicka Workout at your local YMCA! We're looking for volunteers to start Stuart Bedasso and Whitee Wikipedia entries. Any takers?

Music:

Trevor R. Todd - Creepy Jesus Figurine

Jewmongous - Jews for Jesus
Whitee - Jesus Just Wants to Dance
Mojo Nixon - Are You Drinking With Me Jesus
Order of the White Rose - Who Would Jesus Bomb?

Monday, December 15, 2008

New Show - Jill's Rolling With Her Glock

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_December_14_2008.mp3

It's not Thelma and Louise, but Jill's out roaming the streets of Maui....packing. It's Christmas Music that even Dr. Demento probably wouldn't touch. Dave's new bromance is unrequited...go figure. Oh no! Cosby Porn! Not the safest podcast in the world for work...or the kids...or Grandma...or the neighbors...or the dog.

Music:

The Marquees - Santa Done Got Hip
The Wailers w/Bob Marley - Sound the Trumpet
Victoria Vox - Christmas With You
Dread Zepplin - Let It Snow
Fishbone - Slick Nick You Devil You
Pansy Division - Homo Christmas
Mojo Nixon - Trim Yo Tree

Monday, December 8, 2008

New Show - Dave's Blogging Off

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_December_7_2008.mp3

Sometimes Dave'll blog off twice in one night...if he's in the mood. Meet our new friend - Froggy Pipkin. Jill introduces us to a new band. Dave's public service message for the week teaches us all how NOT to handle your finances. He really needs to marry an accountant. How about a nice glass of Fermented Passion...a tasty beverage indeed.

Here's the petition for Darling Hammond for Secretary of Education:
http://www.petitiononline.com/2Hammond/petition.html
Sign it and spread the word!

Music:

BrownChicken BrownCow String Band - Rocky Road to Haul
The Pipkins - The People Dat You Wanna Phone You
Los Pasos - Para Verte
Bella - Unless You're Golden
Henry Lumpkin - Soul Is Taking Over
Epitafh - Kick Rocks
La Revolucion de Emilano Zapata - If You Want It
Woody Carr - Peace Dance

Monday, December 1, 2008

New Show - Scratch-N-Sniff

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_November_30_2008.mp3

'Tis the season...to stampede under-paid Wal-mart workers! Ho! Ho! Ho! Dave blows off X-mas parties while Jill gets that festive spirit. There's a new website a-comin. Check out the details. Facebook is really, really creepy. Jill don't want you hatin on Charlie Brown! Peppermint Patty? Well, that's another matter. Dave gets lead poisoning from scratch-n-sniff books.

Music:

The Electric Chairs - Fuck Off
Ofo the Black Company - Allah Wakbar
Bella - Stay Here
Vancougar - Phone Calls
Chumbawamba - Dutiful Servants and Political Masters
Semion - Year of the Monkee
Billy Davis - Stanky (Get Funky)


Sunday, November 30, 2008

What the hell happened?

OK Kids,

Don't panic. We've actually bought the domain Bedasso.com. It's not ready yet, we're working on getting ready to unveil it at the beginning of 2009, but in the meantime, we needed to do this to play with the format. Don't worry, all the creamy goodness of The Stuart Bedasso Show is still around.

Myspace Page
The Archives
Facebook Page
Twitter

Eventually, this will be pretty much obsolete, but it should always be good to download shows, just barebones.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sunday, November 16, 2008

New Show - Mint Records Whores

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_November_16_2008.mp3

That's right, we're Mint Records' bitches...at least until we run out of their music to play. Jill's on assignment so Dave left to confuse the Germans with the French...it's not pretty. But his plan to bail out the US car industry is a big hit...with Trotsky. Enjoy our brief music tribute to Rachel Kramer Bussel. Too bad Dave can't pronounce her name.

Here is the petition for you to sign to get Dr. Linda Darling-Hammond appointed Secretary of Education. Sign it and then spread the word.  Word.

Music:

Mishka Shubaly - Don't Cut Yr Hair
The Cartridge Family - Ally
The Ramblin Ambassadors - Cupcakes de Milo
The Long Knives - Another Fork in the Road
Semion - Good Times
The Choir Practice - Loose Lips
The Awkward Stage - Hey, Modern Day School Girl
K'naan - Blues For The Horn

Monday, November 10, 2008

New Show - Tiny Tim and Godzilla

Download the New Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_November_9_2008.mp3

Jill and Dave make fun of Godzilla movies, crippled kids and alternative medicine...and all in the same podcast! Jill's trying out the whole Crazy Cat Lady scene. So far, not too successful, but as we all now, Drag Queens are a girl's best friend. Dave didn't study for his blood test. And The Stuart Bedasso Show is down with the Twitter.

Music:

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Fat Lady in the Stands
Classic Ruins - Let's Get Dull
Michael Franti - Sey Hey (I Love You)
Milton - Sarah Jane
Stark - Co-Dependent Master

Monday, November 3, 2008

New Show - Sexual Harassment

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_November_2_2008.mp3

Tune in for a major announcement about the future of The Stuart Bedasso Show! Dave has a sexually charged week at work, including porn tits, getting propositioned by a young boy and a sexual harassment video. Strangely enough, none are related to each other. There sure are some crazies on the internets. Maybe censorship isn't such a bad idea afterall. Dave tries to get someone's visa revoked.

The Stuart Bedasso Show is now on Twitter!

Music:

Max Eider - Secret Life
Sol Serenade - Mother Mary
Jenny Lewis - Rise Up With Fists!
Milton - Everybody Loves You
The Felice Brothers - Frankie's Gun
Hyperbubble - Synthenasia
Sursum Corda - Mi Hanno Perso
Head-Roc - Change in America

Monday, October 27, 2008

New Show - A Matchmaker for Dave

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_October_26_2008.mp3

An 11-year-old decides to get Dave a wife. Hope she's older than 11. Dave's job is kind of like working for the John McCain campaign. A clusterf*@k. Dude, if you don't like guys then don't marry one. Now that we've basically committed an act of war against Syria, why don't we just go bomb Saudi Arabia or Canada?

Support Cindy Sheehan for Congress!

Music:

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Gityoassupda Road

Mishka Shubaly - The Body
Mars Black - Hot Chick
Booze Monkey - Voice Mail (from the blues)
TapWater - Smiling Balloon
K'naan - The Dusty Foot Philosopher
Dave Dill - Happily Ever After
Max Eider - Love's Blind
The Bleeding Hearts - Rehab Girl

Sunday, October 12, 2008

New Show - Learn Spanish From The Scots

Download the Show Here:

http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_October_12_2008.mp3

Dave and Jill discuss their night of unbridled passion.  Dave wonders where Jill learned all of those tantric tricks and Jill thought Dave was very well endowed for a Jew.  [We looked at the statistics and it seems that a great deal of you download shows that have sexually explicit write-ups in the blog.  I guess sex does sell, you repressed bastards.]

Tonight is the Trevor R. Todd Telethon.  Dude even broke his uvula.  Go buy his CD!  Dave learns Spanish from the Scots and you can learn a language too!  Dave thinks there's nothing like a good Depression to make people remember what is really important...Jill kind of concurs. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Motherfuckers!

Music:

Jackson Browne - Going Down to Cuba
Cory Branan - Skateland South (live)
Trevor R. Todd - Scathing Indictment
Trevor R. Todd - One Trick Pony
Stark - Reliably Disappointing Relationship
Max and the Marginalized - The Price of Vindication
Tiki Tiki Bamboos - Everybody Says

Monday, October 6, 2008

New Show - The Shocker!

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_October_5_2008.mp3

A shocking show this week...literally, shocking. Dave's dentist's a butcher. For the first time, movie reviews. Habla espanol? Ay! Everyone loves The Fair! And Dave almost brings down a radio station, singlehandedly.

Music:

El Gran Combo - No Hay Manera
El Vez - Power to the People
Mitch Hedberg - The Vacuumist
Venice Gas House Trolley - Radio Monitor
Funkadesi - Muy Cansado

Monday, September 29, 2008

New Show - Instant Runoff Voting

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_September_28_2008.mp3
Jill mounts an amazing second-half comeback in this week's show!  And speaking of mounting, once again, Jill and Dave deal with those ugly rumors that just won't die down.  I said elections.  We talk about elections, both local and national.  Keziah notices creepy things about McCain and Dave revises his endorsement for Prez.  We also talk about Instant Runoff Voting.  You need you some!

Music:

Los Diablos Rojos - El Guapo
Matt Begley and Bitter Whiskey - Long Way to Dallas
Kitty, Daisy and Lewis - Swining Hawaii
Erin Smith - Safe and Sound
Sloan -  Burn For It

Monday, September 22, 2008

New Show - Practicing The Rusty Trombone

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_September_21_2008.mp3

Wanted:  Sperm Donor.  Must be hot, play banjo and have tattoos.  See Jill.  Dave, Jill and Stuart provide up-to-the-minute election coverage.  Dave's students are very musical.  They've been practicing their Rusty Trombone.

Music:

Christopher Knight & Maureen McCormick - Hang On Baby
Bisco Mondal - Magnum P.I.
Foxy Shazam - A Black Man's Breakfast
Southpaw Jones - Fatty Arbuckle

Sunday, September 14, 2008

New Show - Filipino Colon

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_September_13_2008.mp3

Jill's gone again, but Keziah's back! Dave feels like a motherless child.  Keziah stains a bed...in a good way. Dave flapjacks and sees Filipino colon up close. Some say our music's a bit obscure. We say, you've been feeding at the corporate trough too long. For the last f-ing time...Sadaam had nothing to do with 9/11. If you still believe this, you are officially a dumbass.

Music:

Willie Pooch - Why I Sing the Blues
Frightened Seller - Malignant Enlightenment
The Popkings - Buginajar
Michael Franti and Spearhead - High Low
The Modes - Miss Lizzie
Ruslan Moiseev - No Trifle
A Rock and a Hard Place - You Know

Monday, September 8, 2008

New Show - Bitchin Camaro

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_September_7_2008.mp3

Jill's back and better than ever. She's down on Sarah Palin, loves her Bitchin Camaro and squeezes round fuzzy things. Dave witnesses a baptism - in the YMCA pool. It looks like Jill has another cyberstalker. Be her Stuart Bedasso friend...cuz that's all you're getting.

Music:

Sam Ku West - Wang Wang Blues
Blues Anatomy - Broken Levee Blues
Joe Beard - Sally Mae
Foxy Shazam - Introducing Foxy Shazam
Harmonious Wail - Unfaithful Servant

Thursday, September 4, 2008

I Used to Be Funny

Remember when I used to be funny? Yeah, that was cool.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Monday, September 1, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

New Show - Maui's On Fire

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_August_25_2008.mp3

Dave get’s heckled, by a student.  Maui is such a paradise…there’s machetes in the road, the island’s on fire and it takes an hour to get out of Kihei.  We hope they’re serving jumbo shrimp at the Free Speech Zone in Denver.  Uh, sorry to nitpick, but Obama’s not the first African-American to run for president for a national party.  I’ll give you a hint…it rhymes with DickFinney.  Hey!  There’s some great independent music on this podcast – buy some of it!

Music:

Salif Keita – Nyanafin
Del Close and John Brent – Vocabulary Building
Marie Queenie Lyons – You Used Me
Clarence Williams – Take Your Black Bottom Dance Outside
Southpaw Jones – The Cruelty of Teenage Girls
Dave Baddylan – The Protest Song
Tiki Tiki Bamboooos – Shark Next Door
Randy Newman – Harps and Angels

Monday, August 18, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

New Show - Coconut Utilities

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_August_10_2008.mp3

Keziah's Korner kicks off this week's show, Jill ceases to exist and
Where the Hell is Matt? There's nothing like a three-day rolling
blackout to get one to appreciate public utilities that are not made of
coconuts. And a really bad geography lesson, courtesy of Dave's
students and Sheedyfrost.

Here are those political links we keep talking about. Support these candidates!


www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

Music:

Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise - Trouble Brother
KRS-One - What's Your Plan?
The Kinky Coo Coo's - Feel That Trick
The Cain and Beech Band - Slow Down
Gonzalo Brown - Fermentando la Mente

Sunday, August 3, 2008

New Show - Urologist Phone Sex

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_August_3_2008.mp3

Kiawe fought Dave and…Dave won. Yet somehow, that didn’t help him with the MILF’s. Obama shows his true political colors and Jon Stewart lets us down, twice. Keziah’s got a word for all you “Christians” out there. Never, never, never have phone sex with a Urologist. It won’t be pretty.

Get your tickets for the Makana Fundraiser at www.electsummer.com

Music:

Makana - Only You
Abi Tapia - How It All Started
Kalu James - War Outside
Zuza Szewczyk - Beethoven's Walderstein Sonata I
Lika - Livin' Like the Government
Soweto - Honey Rider
The Lampshades - Best That I Can

Sunday, July 27, 2008

New Show - Jill's Grill Thrill

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_July_27_2008.mp3

E-mail us here if you're entering the sneeze contest.
We're waiting to see if Michael can take care of Jill's Grill,
boyeeeee! Dave leaves the island, and sees New Jersey. People with
iPhones are losers. It's time for school and Dave has a
bleeder...literally. Make sure you give your money where it should be
given.

Music:

Eleni Mandell - Make Out King
The Flyboys - I Couldn't Tell
The Lamphsades - Girl From Another State
Nas - Sly Fox

Links:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Monday, July 7, 2008

New Show - Organic Pussy

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_July_6_2008.mp3

We're back! Stuart's got a broken heart, Jill's out of reach and Dave is...uh...Dave. Dave's a humanist at heart, but also hearts Garbage Plates. He's not a Muslim and he's not your savior...Barak Obama is just an ordinary politician - it's just the bar's so damn low now. Keziah's got oil on the brain. Organic pussy?

Music:

Max and the Marginalized - McCarthy's Medicine
Abi Tapia - The Easy Way
Billy Bragg - The Johnny Carcinogenic Show
Victoria Vox - Peeping Tomette
Was (not was) - Needletooth
Deborah Magone - Habit With You
Instiga - Senhorita
Hey Bulldog - The Meaning of Loyalty

Monday, June 16, 2008

New Show - Sexual Campaigning

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_June_15_2008.mp3

Dave can't stop staring at Jill's chest.  Find out why.  How about a little sexual campaigning?  Marvin Gaye's turning in his grave.  Jill's birthday is coming up - shop now and avoid the rush.  How about a nice sock full of hot nickels upside your head?  Just tell Dave what a great guy he is and see what happens.  Keziah's a teacher!  And don't miss Episode 2 of Lizzy the Lezzy.

Music:

Butch Young - Dime Store Jesus
Jonathan Richman - The Lovers Are Here and They're Full of Sweat
Was (Not Was) - Crazy Water

Monday, June 9, 2008

New Show - Hillary Hangover

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_June_8_2008.mp3

Dave has ants, and they're not in his pants. He also has the solution for all of you suffering a Hillary Hangover (Jill and Stuart???). Dave may be at the point where he needs a metal detector and dark socks. Keziah thinks she's Emo, but she's just paying attention. And Episode 1 of Lizzie the Lezzie.

Music:

Younglove - Underground
Emmanuel Jal - Forced to Sin
Sheedyfrost - In Aubeterre
Albert and Gage - Black Denim Trousers
Gonzalo Brown - Hermoso Hasta el Final
Duane Stephenson - Love is Calling

Monday, June 2, 2008

New Show - Anthony Pignataro's Smoking Jacket

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_June_1_2008.mp3

We kill again with special guest Anthony Pignataro. And speaking of death, Jill almost bites it on a kayak excursion. We knew it - Anthony sleeps in satin, tartan PJ's. Dave uses sweatshop immigrants to create his renewable energy. It's not easy being green - ask Lupe who blew out a hammy creating electricity for the fridge. If you're on Maui you don't want ice cream! And Keziah' Korner is back in the hizz-ow.

Music:

Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Stiffed
KRS-One - Money

Monday, May 26, 2008

New Show - Parking Lot of Love

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_May_25_2008.mp3

If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo. Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys. It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins. Wanted: Smoking Jacket and Slippers. And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields.

Music:

Venus Verse - Loving Arms
Cowboy Johnny - Wish I Was
Of Montreal - Feminine Effects
Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces
Exile Parade - Superstar

Monday, May 19, 2008

New Show - Aerobic Class Tips

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_May_18_2008.mp3

Keziah goes on a rampage!  Well, that's a little harsh, but we sure do wish she wouldn't worry her pretty little head about such things.  Just kidding.  Here's the link she's talking about.  http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php Jill's getting a piratey tattoo!  Aerobic class tips for all you newbies and Dave's trip to Kula.

Music:

Christine Albert - Chante-Moi
Lynus - PJ Soles
Instiga - Bastidores

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Olberman on Bush

[Yes, I am crossposting this]

I wish I could embed this. There's the transcript, but to get the full effect - especially at the end, check out the video.

Olbermann Tells Bush to Shut the Hell Up

Monday, May 12, 2008

New Show - Dave's Flagging Off

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_May_11_2008.mp3

Dave admits that he flags off.  Even Reggie Jackson flags off.  Jill wants to beat up old women and children.  No word on her flagging habits.  Dave is down with the gays and the blacks.  Keziah jumps on the Nader Deathwatch bandwagon. 

Music:

B-52's - Pump
Billy Bragg - Mr. Love and Justice
Emmanuel Jal - Warchild
Kellye Gray - Take Five

Monday, May 5, 2008

New Show - GILF's!

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_May_4_2008.mp3

Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally.  And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word "ass" don't flag this.  Jeez!  The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper.  Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig.  GILF's!  Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto.  Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them.  And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show.

Music:

Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone
King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii
Travis Raab - My Only Friend
Mombasa - Lately
Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing
Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues

Monday, April 28, 2008

New Show - Vanilla to the Bone

Download the New Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_April_27_2008.mp3

Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums.  Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior?  We examine such a high-brow topic.  Dave has it out with his students' parents.  It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him.  And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music.  Seriously. 

Music:

Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone
Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing
Beatrix - Final Destination
Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

New Show - Drunk Telegrams

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_April_20_2008.mp3

Another long week for the Stuart Bedasso crew.   Dave wonders if you can still send telegrams - get ready for your drunk telegram, ladies.  Part 2 of our public service program on how to get chicks.  Let's all take a trip to the dump and write haiku's.  When is every day going to be Earth Day?

Music:

Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona
Othella Dallas - Help the Poor

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

New Show - How to Get Chicks

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_April_13_2008.mp3

Whew...what a night.  Jill and Dave record a pretty decent show, then after she leaves, Dave discovers that the recording is unusable and has to re-do the show all over - by himself.  Don't fear, he tries to recreate all the hilarity that ensued.  We start our new weekly feature: How to Get Chicks (talk about the blind leading the blind), Dave's man-love for Vin Scelsa and an update of the presidential election.  Don't forget to brush your teeth, kids.

Music:

Melody Gardot - All That I Need Is Love
Max and the Marginalized - Teflon John
Beatrix - Sonora
Othella Dallas - Fever
Kevin Davis - Sleepless in Seattle
The Gardis - Just Like Me
Salt and Samovar - (Soon to Be the) Dust

Sunday, April 6, 2008

New Show - Ralph Nader Deathwatch

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_April_6_2008.mp3

Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with his life and can't until Ralph is no more.  Jill and Stuart are out with food poisoning.  At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah.  And we'll never get rid of Flem Flaman.

Now you can listen to TSBS right on our MySpace and Facebook pages!  Dig that!

Music:

Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei
John Cruz - Island Style
Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart
Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria
Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q
Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill
William Shatner - Common People
Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls

Sunday, March 30, 2008

New Show - Jill's Getting Married!

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_30_2008.mp3

Jill's the talk of cybersapce!  She has offers from two swarthy studs who know what a good woman looks like.  Whom will she choose?  Kava turned out to be a dud, Keziah's dealing with peeing bums and Jill's enamored with the mullet.  Who isn't?

Music:

Howie Newman - I'm Big in Belgium
Liam Sullivan - Text Message Breakup
Colquitt - Juliet's Last Breath


And check out the new shirts!

Monday, March 24, 2008

New Show - All The Girls Love Dave's Mom

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_23_2008.mp3

Mercy. Poor Dave's Mom. Keziah's in studio again and she and Jill give it all they have to Dave's Mom.  But that's not enough.  Special Guest, Renee gets her shots, too.  Keziah & Dave get ready to try the dreaded Kava Bar.  Keziah at a strip club? Who the hell keeps talking about REO Speedwagon?  Beware of the deadly Dog Monkey - it humps your leg then throws poo at you.

Music:

Jim Donovan - Las Vegas
Suit of Hair - Flying Underground
Tribe of Eden - Empower

Cab Calloway - Hep to the Jive

Steve Poltz - What Would Gandhi Do?
Cherry Capri and the Martini Kings - Cocktails for Two

Monday, March 17, 2008

New Show - Keziah Live in Studio!

Download the New Show:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_16_2008.mp3

Live, in studio...the lovely and talented Keziah!  Also in studio, the lovely and talented Jill.  And Dave.

Let's talk about urinals.  Seriously.  Pick up lines for chicks.  Tiger Beat rules.  Get well wishes to Anuhea.  And we mustn't forget - e-mail "Representative" Sally Kern and tell her what a douchebag she is...in a respectful way, of course. 

For some reason, Dave has laminated pictures of Olivia Newton John in his shower.  Pass the body wash, please.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Rum Daze
Liam Sullivan - Let Me Borrow That Top
Sally Kern & Whitee - I'm a Freakin Homophobe
Jim Donovan - Kuku

Sunday, March 9, 2008

New Show - Dr. S*@!pants

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_9_2008.mp3

Jill and Dave just get back from seeing the goddess known as Margaret Cho. Dave also checked out some Joshua Redman as well, where he met his new nemesis Doctor Shitpants. Dave volunteers to help at Barryfest and gets unmercifully mocked by so-called do-gooders. Jill's becoming a pirate before our very eyes. Due to throat difficulties, Keziah's Korner will not be heard today, but next week...Keziah live, in studio!!!

Music:

Joshua Redman Trio - The Surrey With the Fringe On Top
Skeleton Staff - Rude
Marty Dread - Another Day in Paradise
The Coasters - Along Came Jones

Monday, March 3, 2008

New Show - Midgets and Musicians

Download the Show Here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_March_1_2008.mp3

This week, we didn't talk about anything.  We sure didn't talk about that guy and there's no way we talked about that chick.  So everyone can just chill the freak out. Dave figures out that musicians are flaky which is too bad, because we may start planning Jillfest soon.  Due to Dave's incompetence we had to tack on Keziah's Korner to the end of the show.  We didn't get to listen to it yet ourselves, but Dave overheard something about midget penises (seriously).  Here's the link to one of Dave's 900 internet crushes Violet Blue.  She rocks.

Music:
MC Frontalot - Goth Girls
Dick Gregory & Whitee - State of the Black Union
Steve Poltz - Hater's Union
Exile Parade - Fire Walk With Me
Barefoot Natives - All My Life

Monday, February 25, 2008

New Show - Our Moon is in Uranus

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_February_24_2008.mp3

Whoa!  If this show were a baby, it'd have been born breech.  We were supposed to have a musical guest - our first.  She had to cancel.  Then Jill got sick, leaving poor Dave to muddle through some kind of technical difficulty that makes the show sound like there's someone sitting next to the mic popping bubble wrap.  And yet, the show is fantabulous!  Dave seems to have one thing on his mind - and this time it ain't beer.  Keziah reinvents the Happy Meal.  We haven't drunk the Kool-Aid, but if Ralph's gotta run, we hope he does it right.  Hide the kids, Dave demonstrates how he flirts and it ain't pretty.

Music:

Evan Roman - I Married A Rapist
Ike & Whitee - The Military Industrial Complex

Robyn Hitchcock - Ole! Tarantula (live)
Ana Egge - In The Backseat
The Sleepers - Fix Your Stereo
Alberta Hunter - You Cant Tell The Difference After Dark
Jack Shit - Boney Was A Warrior

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

New Show - Send Romney's Kids to (boot) Camp

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_February_19_2008.mp3

It's raining stalkers!  Get your automated booty call right here - courtesy of the Stuart Bedasso Show and Johnny Kalama.  Jill and Will may not be sitting in a tree, but there's always room for Weird Al.  Mitt Romney's kids need to get their asses over to Iraq.  And Greg Palast is Stuart's new friend.  Why don't they write songs about underage boys?

Music:

Evan Roman - Goys
Sunnyland Slim - Be Careful How You Vote
The Coasters - What About Us
The Sleepers - Jailbait
Melanie Zipin - More a Part of You

Sunday, February 10, 2008

New Show - Automated Booty Call

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_February_10_2008.mp3

What's new Pussycat?  Ahhhhhhh, my chest hair's on fire!!!  You too can run your portable music device on knee power - if you weren't such a lazy bitch.  Ralph Nader is killing Dave.  Jill gets a possible booty call.  Keziah joins thousands of African-Americans by being disenfranchised at the voting booth.  Once again, The Stuart Bedasso Show fosters democracy - live!

Music:

Brand X - Drum Ddu
Evan Roman - Out
Melanie Zipin - Ocean Back to Me
Sheedyfrost - Shoes
Kanekoa - Following a Fool

Sunday, February 3, 2008

New Show - Old Friends, New Friends

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_Febuary_3_2008.mp3

We get political on your ass.  Obama & Hillary don't do anything for any of us...get down with Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan.  It's Super Bowl Sunday and we're hoping that this year, Snickers will turn you into a pedophile, or at least someone into nipple clamps.  Enjoy the debut of Johnny Kalama!  Jill makes her debut as a bouncer and busts up a vicious tobacco ring.  And as we all know...Dave is just one of the girls.  Drag queens and brunch...nothing like waffles and male Cher impersonators.

Music:

Melanie Zipin - No Second Guessin'
The Welfare Poets - The Killed Filberto
John McCutcheon - Hail to the Chief
Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
Blacc Dove - Mother Earth

Monday, January 28, 2008

New Show - Happy Anniversary!

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_27_2008.mp3

Stalkers, stalkers, everywhere.  Dave has a stalker at his radio gig.  Jill has a new friend, who is not yet a stalker.  Dave meets a fellow fan of the band FM. It's a small world after all.  The show has moved into a new studio (Dave's apartment).  The beer's closer and that all that counts.  And who needs a big penis if you have a big grill.

It's coming up on The Stuart Bedasso Show's one year anniversary and we have over 9500 downloads!  Thank you for helping us make this so enjoyable!

Music:
John McCutcheon - Let's Pretend
The Sawyer Davis Project - Brother, Brother
The Welfare Poets - For These Times
Sinsiter Grin - On and On
Kathy Collins - Tutu's Lucky Machine
Pink Martini - Dosvedanya Mio Bambino

Sunday, January 13, 2008

New Show - Dating for the Rest of Us

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_13_2008.mp3

Well, turns out we don't make friends that easily.  Listen to two chicks chatting over coffee - as usual.  It's the thrilling conclusion to as story we all have heard before: boy meets girl, boy scares girl, boy pisses off boy, boy loses boy. 

Jill and Dave review The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book.  And they may have a sequel in mind.

Keziah goes down on the farm and ends up with a bunch of soggy, crying models.  Sounds like Dave's dream date.  And there's good Keziah news, too!

Music:

Ana Egge - Lazy Day
Ludwig Van - The Empty Walk
Bisco Mondal - Early to Bed
Kanekoa - Fish in a Barrel

Sunday, January 6, 2008

New Show - Please Help a MySpace Stalker

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_January_6_2008.mp3

[UPDATE: Initially we had the address to Jill's stalker's MySpace Page. Well, he threw a fit and I need to get paid to deal with children's tantrums so we took it off]

We review another review.  Keziah's not European, she's not Jewish, sheeeeee's....Biblical!

We go from watching Oprah, to praying to Oprah, to Mike Huckabee and other fundamentalists. 

Jill has homework...and it's sexy!!!

Music:

Cindy Lee Berryhill - Bars, Booze and Boysclubs
Mojo Chunk - 2 Floors Down
Kathy Collins - Lessons for Tourists